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Yeee haw. stick it in your grandma..

last day of the year.. I got up super early. guess being all old an shit ill have a nap before going out tonight to the potluck dinner/party.. then afterparty.
Made some falaffels and we also made some desert that we call CRACK.
think crunchy skor bars.... mmmmmmmmmmmm an LOTS of it.
hope it lasts till we get to the party.. that would be a shame eh.. well for them.
Going to drink ceasers tonight.. got my russian wodka. got my rimmmmmer.. Only celery salt. and no name mix as there is no MSG.. im going to forgo the hand grated horse radish and I dont really feel like bring a lil baggie of anchovies... even though... all will be copacetic.
taitai got some portugese wine. and Dave has a nice big bottle of singlemalt kicking at his house...
alll the fixings for a right proper hangover... im going to try an stick strictly to my ceasers...

This style of linking to someones post to make a point of it is ass imo. all due to Grimm not wanting a second database.. making a post about day to day stuff is fine an dandy.. looking for a reply through diff blogs is a pain in ones rectum.., and thats without sticking fingers inside. I say we force pat to consume alcohol or something or hound him untill we get comments fields in our blogs...
untill then you can all do your runaround linking to posts...

xmas was good... got over the flu. saw my parents aunt and the dogs. mostly got gear for the kitchen.. but i love hanging out in there so I was stoked... Meats back on the menu boys! bring some flesh over an ill cook it for ya.. Cameron brought us some moose sausages and a moose steak... boooo ya!
so yeah bring the meat. bring the veggies.. give the Noblehouse a call and lets hookup.
bood..... you are requested here on the 14 or 15th of Jan. ZAP!
mycophile... we screwed up around xmas... come with bood !
All you others you never come when invited soooo... whatever miss out.. see if I care.

oh dear the coffee has run through.. must take care of this.. coupled with the large amounts of beans I ate yesterday that we cooked in my new crockpot.... aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mental images should start about now.

Got invited to the "Cave" tonight but im still to sick to be going anywhere... shame really its nice enough to ride in the city tonight...
I am bound an determined to get some REAL sleep tonight.

Looking over liner notes of some cd's today I come across Walter Carlos... google to find more info on the artist that scored A Clockwork Orange. he also did Tron. turns out he is a she now...
Must find Tron soundtrack... came out 02
Can anyone help a brother out???
better msg me as grimmy is too lazy to set up a second database for comments..

Desertcombat Df (update)
oh yes. its here.
prepare yourself soldier!

Someone said there was going to be punch an pie!

ZAP
aww yeah
load it up an give me an afterburner johnny....
if it aint hot it wont pop..ohhh yeah suck every lil bit of delta9 baby,

downloaded yet another ep of dj shadow re releasing the same songs.. but wait we changed the order around. they wont know all these remixes were on the private repress..
On a good note I did get a rip of Twilight Circus Vs Dj Spooky.
tasty. 42 min single track. so money.

speaking of money
how bout that LOTR money shot... oh my :)
so it wasn't 100% like the book but who fucking cares...
the history of Smeagol was a nice treat..
who knows what they have in store for the extended edition. or the extended extended box set, or the extended dir cut of the extended extended box set. IN any event they will continue to drain our pockets be sure.. by then we may have some far off promises of The Hobbit.

Spidey2 trailer. Doc Ock.
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This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

Capt. Koons

found out PAL region code dvd do not play on my player even though ive read otherwise :( ahh well. shitty for the .nfo not stating what format it was in either...
pissmeoff to say the least. I remained calm. someone will have a player that plays PAL just fine.
I went an bought xmas presents instead.. online.. no way in hell I was going out in that wet shit.

Watched the hockey game tonight and ate kick ass pizza.

my ass doesnt wanna sit in front of the computer anymore. and I dont wanna watch tv.
I'm going to go read in the bath and thats that.
looks like im going out to a karaoke night thing again tomorrow. dont think im going to drink the blue antifreeze drinks and sing though..but if they put the Rick Astley on I might just have to get up there an treat the crowd with my golden throat.

I think I will nibble on some rootbeer jelly bellys

live life on the edge, drink tapwater

boo ha.

Staying indoors with this weather and nasty flu icky nastiness floating around has been good.
Tad dry on my skin but I blame that on the countless baths. books are read. exercise is lacking but with the weather the way it is.. whats a guy to do... I could get a bow flex. or not.
thinking of rock climbing. full body workout and hey you get to do some crazy spiderman shit.
school or work.. what to do. unsure. think awhile longer. look out the window and watch the ice crystals flower my windows.
the view is pretty clear. not skewed with alcohol. or well not really cept maybe the odd weekend. last friday it was 3 beers and I was hung like a donkey the next day. last time I saw my mate girfriend we were leaving a club in a cab.. she sez you always were a morning puker though... i can drink. I can really drink.. didnt always say I would remember *everything* but i can drink. but I always pay the next day. not that night no sir im good to go. the champ. but next day im something Hansen could kick around.
Don't dare me to drink hot fat out of a dirty ashtray.. im not gunna.
3 beers... the pox on you!!
oh I had chocolate and thats also known to trigger migraines... chocolate/penutbuddah brownies... slept like ass... whadda ya going to do..
oh I know. eat super rich chocolate mousse for desert tonight...

ROTK this week.. looking at either weds day or thurs day... should be hooking up with my mate Pilot.. wonder if anyone else will be around.. prob not though..
and thats not very ENTISH of you now is it

I think its time for Bill Watterson to come out of retirement.

my cat loves boxes





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