So my friend whom I've known for 23 years wants to get married.
I say that's ok, but then I find out that he has know this girl since July 23rd 2004. What the fuck? Are you out of your mind? Did somebody drop you on your head? You met her a month ago!!
He is so fuckin' lucky that we are 10000kms away, otherwise I would have kicked his sorry ass.
I'm happy that he found somebody that would be suitable for him, but damn it, don't rush into this shit!! You don't know her that well. You might find out too late that she is not really marriage matterial. What are you going to then????
And of course he doesn't even want to listen. I hope she has some brain to think with and would tell him to wait.