dwelling on a dwelling

05.11.04 - 08:15pm
music playing: [bjork] hidden place

St.Clair West/Bathurst.
-Available NOW!
-1 bedroom in a large and beautiful 3 bedroom, 2nd floor flat.
-Open concept kitchen/dining/living-room.
-Skylights in every room, hardwood floors, and central heat/aircon.
-Large bathroom w/bathtub, huge mirror, storage space, and ensuite laundry (washer/dryer).
-Minibalcony with access to backyard, complete with it's very own tree, and bbq.
-Right on St.Clair Avenue West, streetcar stops at the front door.
-10min walk to the St.Clair West subway station, huuge grocery store, and lcbo.
-Seconds to a variety of fast/somewhatfast/notsofast-food vendors.
-2 somewhat odd, amusing, considerate, respectful, easy-going, laid-back, and employed roommates. Looking for someone with similar characteristics.
-1 cat. She's oh so soft and rather friendly. Only quiet pets are allowed as a doctor works on the 1st floor 3days/week. Cats, snails, fish, seamonkeys, etc are OK. Dogs, birds, lemurs, oompa loompas, etc while really cool, are too loud.
-We smoke cigarettes outside, if you smoke, so can you.

That's right! All this, and so much more can be your's for the incredibly low price of $560/month plus 1/3 of the cable, hydro, and phone bills.

Act now as quantities are limited, there *is* only one room after all.
Call now, and we'll even throw in hot AND cold running water at absolutely no extra cost.
This is a once in a life-time opportunity that can not be missed!

peace and thank you,

alex and doug
416.652.8617
madalex@idirect.com


i just found this ad that i wrote up in search for a roommate for my old apartment well over a year ago. can't help but wonder HOW no one actually ended up moving in. with an ad like that and the charming occupants, it simply makes no sense...
GODDAMN i miss that place..
ah well.
no sense in dwelling on a dwelling