"sorry, no wankers after 4pm"*
ahh mazar, how do i love thee? let me count the ways...
those crazy afganistanians.
i can't help but wonder how much more sense that area might be making right about now. perhaps if they had bothered to partake of their own produce?
ya-think?
the fans, they know what i is talkin' about.
yawza -i'say- yawza!
man, the cuties just keep pouring (relative, ofcourse) into the workplace.. where the hell do they all come from? did someone finally build a factory in toronto or something? and if so, why wasn't i made aware!!!?
far from complaining, but what the hell??!
you know shit's goin well, when a good day can come out of a simple smile.
just one smile.
p.s. HAHAAAAAA you stupid ottawanians! eat our collective asses!!
would you like fries with that ass?? do you like your ass medium-rare or well done? will that be whole wheat ass, sesame-seed ass, onion ass, or everything ass??
may i suggest upsizing your drink to wash down all that ass??
make sure you floss!
but yea, eat it! eat it good...
then shut the fuck up and go back to ottawa; back to eating those stupid beavertails and pretending you're french!
aahahahaaahahahaaaaaaaaa! FRENCH!!
those crazy afganistanians.
i can't help but wonder how much more sense that area might be making right about now. perhaps if they had bothered to partake of their own produce?
ya-think?
the fans, they know what i is talkin' about.
yawza -i'say- yawza!
man, the cuties just keep pouring (relative, ofcourse) into the workplace.. where the hell do they all come from? did someone finally build a factory in toronto or something? and if so, why wasn't i made aware!!!?
far from complaining, but what the hell??!
you know shit's goin well, when a good day can come out of a simple smile.
just one smile.
running over the same old ground.
what have you found?
the same old fears.
wish you were here.
p.s. HAHAAAAAA you stupid ottawanians! eat our collective asses!!
would you like fries with that ass?? do you like your ass medium-rare or well done? will that be whole wheat ass, sesame-seed ass, onion ass, or everything ass??
may i suggest upsizing your drink to wash down all that ass??
make sure you floss!
but yea, eat it! eat it good...
then shut the fuck up and go back to ottawa; back to eating those stupid beavertails and pretending you're french!
aahahahaaahahahaaaaaaaaa! FRENCH!!
so i've just finished off two weeks back in the working world.
and i must admit that thus far, it has been a blast.
quite unexpected all things considered.
while the rest of the new recruits are deep into their 3weeks of training, i was deemed "worthy" of skipping all that shit and was thrown into the fire on my second day.
goddammit!!.. i was hoping for a three-week paid vacation ;)
whatever, i'm still having a gay old time.
and i still can't get over the whole idirect-ness of the place.
it's been aaaages since i've actually sorta.. umm.. looked forward to the work-day.
free pop and a pool table in the lunch room have added to that sentiment methinks.
there are some people there that i look forward to avoiding, but a LOT more people whose company i look forward to enjoying.
and there's one, specifically, that i look forward to learning a lot more about.
think rollins' quest realized, but with my much-more-unusual-and-extrasensory terms satisfied of course.
such a cuuutie, such a smartie, and the rest is a complete mystery while actually not. it's hard to explain.
my intuition has been spot on thus far (and actually getting stronger over the last few years), so i'm goin with her flo.
she's saved my ass from a fate worse than hell a few times over, so methinks it would be dumb to ignore her existence at this point.
on a lighter note, i've decided that my next adventure will involve a month or so of backpacking around sri-lanka. it'll be a business et pleasure thing that i'll be able to pull off as long as get my ass back to Toronto and start pushing Celestial Gems.. to the max! i'd be able to visit family i haven't seen in like 6years or so. perhaps seal some deals with cutting shops and several key mine owners, people who were simply salivating at some of my proposals*. and then i'd be able to spend the next three weeks wandering about my fatherland all aimless-like. ancient ruins in hidden jungles, some of THE best beaches in the world... yea, this idea had me at "hello".
i'm aiming for later this year, but it wouldn't hurt to do it next year either..
so all in all, things are good. hell! they havn't been this good in ages.
new laptop comin soon, as is my eventual move back to Toronto.
just waiting to get over the 3month probation and ima make like a prom-dress and take-off.
catch ya on the flip-side.
.mycophile
(*if you're wondering.. they're timeless proposals. and that's all i'm letting out about that ;)
and i must admit that thus far, it has been a blast.
quite unexpected all things considered.
while the rest of the new recruits are deep into their 3weeks of training, i was deemed "worthy" of skipping all that shit and was thrown into the fire on my second day.
goddammit!!.. i was hoping for a three-week paid vacation ;)
whatever, i'm still having a gay old time.
and i still can't get over the whole idirect-ness of the place.
it's been aaaages since i've actually sorta.. umm.. looked forward to the work-day.
free pop and a pool table in the lunch room have added to that sentiment methinks.
there are some people there that i look forward to avoiding, but a LOT more people whose company i look forward to enjoying.
and there's one, specifically, that i look forward to learning a lot more about.
think rollins' quest realized, but with my much-more-unusual-and-extrasensory terms satisfied of course.
such a cuuutie, such a smartie, and the rest is a complete mystery while actually not. it's hard to explain.
my intuition has been spot on thus far (and actually getting stronger over the last few years), so i'm goin with her flo.
she's saved my ass from a fate worse than hell a few times over, so methinks it would be dumb to ignore her existence at this point.
on a lighter note, i've decided that my next adventure will involve a month or so of backpacking around sri-lanka. it'll be a business et pleasure thing that i'll be able to pull off as long as get my ass back to Toronto and start pushing Celestial Gems.. to the max! i'd be able to visit family i haven't seen in like 6years or so. perhaps seal some deals with cutting shops and several key mine owners, people who were simply salivating at some of my proposals*. and then i'd be able to spend the next three weeks wandering about my fatherland all aimless-like. ancient ruins in hidden jungles, some of THE best beaches in the world... yea, this idea had me at "hello".
i'm aiming for later this year, but it wouldn't hurt to do it next year either..
so all in all, things are good. hell! they havn't been this good in ages.
new laptop comin soon, as is my eventual move back to Toronto.
just waiting to get over the 3month probation and ima make like a prom-dress and take-off.
catch ya on the flip-side.
.mycophile
(*if you're wondering.. they're timeless proposals. and that's all i'm letting out about that ;)