late night with conan o'brien

01.25.04 - 06:40pm
mood: Giddy
 
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

grotesque

01.09.04 - 04:10am
mood: disturbed
music playing: [1950s sex-ed record] how babies are made
i think i just watched THA most grotesque movie ever made.
suffice it to say tha people involved in "cannibal holocaust" probably hadn't heard of "no animals were harmed in tha production of this movie".
quite tha brutal movie indeed. i challenge any fans of slasher flicks to sit through this thing in it's entirety. just understand thet it's gonna be brutal.
i don't know much about tha origins of "the blair witch project", but it is likely thay ripped tha idea from cannibal holocaust. tha story of ch is basically told from tha recovered film footage of a documentary team thet went into tha amazon, never to return. there are other similarities, but going into tham may spoil it for any of you who may actually be brave enough to give her a go.
yes.. brave.
don't be surprised to you hear yourself exclaim "bring me.. a bucket!"
yes.. exclaim.

you have been warned.
myc..

enter the new year.

01.03.04 - 11:30pm
mood: zoned
music playing: [ulrich schnauss] molfsee
im finally starting to sober up a little. key word "little".
so happy new year to all the nondoucheys out there.

had ourselves quite the bash. so much so, that i don't really remember how long i was gone for. only that i enjoyed every second.
tho we were at first worried that we would have to spend nye sans the hippy-crack, after some questing, canadian tire came through with 30minutes to spare.
aside from the usual gang, some of the old st.clair west crew dropped in for some toasting and toasting.

and then, the burning sugar! the fetus and the italian mamma had prepared a sugar cone months in advance for this event. now that was some dedication. warm spiced wine with a flaming sugarrum cone made for a warm new years eve experience indeed.
anyone who was anyone was there. and that walt guy too.
too much toast, too much crack, too much alcohol and too much food. it was all about excess, but it was all soooo good.

it was rather funny that we got into a somewhat heated discussion on physics in the altered states we were in. quite amusing for the most part, tho for some reason rubeus was convinced that m-theory didn't take conservation of matter into account, which just confused the rest of us ;)
i think he needs more tachyons in his diet </whisper>

and then more hippy-crack.
goddamn. some goood shit, but they do call it hippy-crack for a reason.

and now, back to the fantasy world where the universe revolves around me.
or, i suppose.. i could just get the fuck over it.
naaa.. that would make far too much sense.
good luck with that, tho.

a heartfelt apology

01.03.04 - 08:00pm
mood: Ashamed
music playing: [ulrich schnauss] blumenwiese neben autobahn
thanks to some other blogs, it has come to my attention that i have been an asshole.
sure by their own logic i was posting what i wanted to post, on my own blog, but those people know more about me and my intentions than i do, so i respect their opinions.

they have awakened me to this strange feeling in my gut.
perhaps a feeling of regret, remorse, or even repentance.
perhaps it is saying that i should apologize for my mischievous misdeeds... apologize for the mountains of hurt that my personal blog may have caused....



































oh... hang on....
false alarm kids.
it was just gas.

so in conclusion, EAT IT!