So... I had totally forgotten how strange things can get when you are far... far away from civilization... like in Sarnia. One minute we are sitting there doing absolutely nothing, the next im laughing so hard I can barely breathe. We were all sitting around with nothing to do when Walt decided to go down into the basement of his parent's house... next thing i know im staring down into the basement watching walt throw random shit at a huge fuckin bat that made its way into the house. After some fight with the huge winged rodent, walt caught it and smacked it around a bit to teach it a lesson and then set it free outside. Not even an hour later we are sitting down at the kitchen table still with nothing to do when I see a blur in the corner of my eye. Next thing i know, adam yells a good old, "WTF?!?" and we see yet another bat fly upside his head. INSTANTLY doug, walt and adam dove under the table and i ran out of the room laughing my ass off. Again walt decides to take on the bat but this time he is kinda pissed. He didn't trap this one.... nope he actually knocked its ass out of the air with a near by cane... like hitting a little furry baseball at the china cabinet (which was ok after the bat hit it). We couldnt tell if the bat was dead or just out cold... in either case it was about to get owned. Earlier that evening we were so bored we started writing words in the concrete with lighter fluid and lighting it up... then some lighter fluid in the pool and lit it up as well (ever seen a big pool of water burst into huge blue flames? its pretty sweet)..... WELL, Walt took that stupid assed flying rodent out to the front of his drive way... soaked it in lighter fluid and set it a flame. Then to show em who was boss walt pulled out a cigarette and light it off of the buring corpse then turned around and yelled "ILL SMOKE ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS".... and that was the highlight of my weekend.


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