Dorian delivers good times

08.24.03 - 10:04pm
mood: Chillin
music playing: Amon Tobin - Down & to the Left
So... I had totally forgotten how strange things can get when you are far... far away from civilization... like in Sarnia. One minute we are sitting there doing absolutely nothing, the next im laughing so hard I can barely breathe. We were all sitting around with nothing to do when Walt decided to go down into the basement of his parent's house... next thing i know im staring down into the basement watching walt throw random shit at a huge fuckin bat that made its way into the house. After some fight with the huge winged rodent, walt caught it and smacked it around a bit to teach it a lesson and then set it free outside. Not even an hour later we are sitting down at the kitchen table still with nothing to do when I see a blur in the corner of my eye. Next thing i know, adam yells a good old, "WTF?!?" and we see yet another bat fly upside his head. INSTANTLY doug, walt and adam dove under the table and i ran out of the room laughing my ass off. Again walt decides to take on the bat but this time he is kinda pissed. He didn't trap this one.... nope he actually knocked its ass out of the air with a near by cane... like hitting a little furry baseball at the china cabinet (which was ok after the bat hit it). We couldnt tell if the bat was dead or just out cold... in either case it was about to get owned. Earlier that evening we were so bored we started writing words in the concrete with lighter fluid and lighting it up... then some lighter fluid in the pool and lit it up as well (ever seen a big pool of water burst into huge blue flames? its pretty sweet)..... WELL, Walt took that stupid assed flying rodent out to the front of his drive way... soaked it in lighter fluid and set it a flame. Then to show em who was boss walt pulled out a cigarette and light it off of the buring corpse then turned around and yelled "ILL SMOKE ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS".... and that was the highlight of my weekend.


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08.10.03 - 06:55pm
mood: halcyon
music playing: Sasha & John Digweed - Expand the Room - The Light
The zip code of Halcyon, California is 93420.

The pile is full of crap again.

I have no interest in seeing pictures of horse cock however horse cock IS the funniest thing you can possibly say while walking past a mother and her kids...

I got game... but i suck with a pitching wedge so alls i gots is long game.

Im pretty sure from the `land where it rains (@)s and (&)s` is the most retarted 'handle' any one could ever have.

I have been feeling rather dormant again lately. i think it may be time to unleash a little. I have slowly been aligning all the X, Y and Zs and makin sure the shit falls into place as it should. Everything is going as according to plan. This battle station shall soon be fully operational. It might be time... to exert a little more... to see just how many back flips I can make the monkeys do.

It may seem rather cryptic... but its not. Its all actually quite simple.

I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean.

Weekends just ain't the same...

08.09.03 - 03:38pm
mood: Upset
music playing: Bonobo - Pick Up
im so disappointed... i wake up this morning (yup actually got up before 12) and as per usual routine i did a quick check on the pile and see this:

"PR0N WEEKENDS!!:
Weekends mean pr0n on the pile.
This weekend the theme is multi-cultural poonanie.
Show us what you got."

how fucking lame is that? the one thing you always have been and always will be able to get at the click of a button on this interweeb is porn. for fuck sake man you can google it up and get porn through the image search.

porn is a dime a dozen... and this isnt even good porn. its semi decent naked chicks that you can find fuckin anywhere with THE DUMBEST fuckin comments EVER on the pictures. nothing witty, nothing clever just pure.... senseless crap.

...i feel as though i have had bandwidth stolen from me.

i like to blog stuff

08.01.03 - 02:30am
mood: chilin
music playing: DJ Food - The Ageing Young Rebel
blog blog blog... all day long... blog blog blog while i sing this song.

so jcloths bon jovi lovin ass got snapped pretty hard this evening on the pile. good times were had by all.

...i have absolutely nothing else to add.

j-