Jacky's weblog

You abuse the use of the print and echo functions... you need to learn to shut the fuck up and just do what needs to be done.

...ask Grimm

Flash sucks. Don't get me wrong it doesnt suck like an M$ product or Suse or anything... but most web developers dont really have the slightest clue how to use flash effectively.

Every once and a while I stumble upon a really well done flash project that keeps me entertained for hours on end. The funny thing about this one is that it wasnt designed for entertainment but is actually... uhhhhm... quite informative. yeah thats it... informative.

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

j-

" chuck norris does not document, he roundhouse kicks you in the face until you understand what his code is doing."

- warpus

*inspired by www.chucknorrisfacts.com 'and lack of documentation around here'*

Fiddy inches of Duck Hunt goodness.

Now all i have to do is take this bad boy apart and clean it!

wwwwwwweeeeeeeeee

Walt's new dog Ronin.

...ya... ronin... more like renounced his food and discharged out back. but thats quite alright. much prefered over soft serve in the kitchen.



FYI: A SACKING PACT HAS BEEN MADE

...I dare you to be the first douche bag to refer to Ronin as "8088"...

...you have been warned.

j-

Disgusted or über impressed?

...you decide.

I have no idea who made this but its the funniest dam digital mockery since the Andy Mac in my opinion.

Potato-Head Elvik

just incase

test

This is a product of too much.... well probably too much of many things.

I present to you... the bacon loop.

for(dc == hungry; dc>=most_people; dc++){
     j = document.getElementById('dc');
     j.style.display = 'fresh';
     j.foodNode = 'pancakes ' + 'bacon';
}