That Dane is a silly bitch. He put on a great show, the first one of this tour from what I'm told. He went on for close to two hours and no opening act, which was quite bold of him.
One point of interest, we got there early, and by early I mean at 7 which is when doors opened, which is early for us because we never get anywhere at the time the tickets tell us to be there. Anyways we were there getting bored waiting for the show which didn't start till 8. So we started some shenanigans. I had run into Kyle outside and we found out he was in the same section as us. Long story short, I had Halloween "fun size" Oh Henry's on me, so back at our seats, we concluded that sharing was caring and so I lobbed a tasty chocolate treat over to him. I whipped this fun size candy down to his area and he ALMOST caught it, but it came up short and hit the guy beside him. This guy was going bald so his opinion was already of little importance to us, but this bald prick got mad at Kyle and he KICKED the Oh Henry down to the next section as soon as it hit the floor just so Kyle couldn't grab it, what a DICK.
I then killed some more time and several monthly minutes on my cell trying to find Sarah, who gave the WORST directions ever. She said she was right under an American flag, beside some IBM doorways, and also had some other nonsense directions, when I did eventually find her in the massive Air Canada Center, it turns out she was nowhere conceivably close to anything she was describing, it was really mind boggling how bad those directions were.
After all that tom foolery the show started and as I mentioned it was GREAT, and I laughed my ass off. Some naysayers complained that he did a lot of old material, as someone that bootlegged the show, I can say with confidence that he did 4 old jokes, so get over it. And the Kool-Aid doesn't even count so really 3 old jokes. Besides, everyone wants to hear about launching cashews from his hog not unlike a trebuchet.
Now I'm going to name random jokes from the show just so the group of us that went can reminisce while the rest of you are confused as to what I speak of:
Sir, permission to speak freely, sir?
Wheel of Penis
Futon? No it was just a FUT there was no ON!
Civil war flute boy
Grand Theft Auto
Medal of Honor/Call of Duty
Operah, rapist headquarters, humpback whales for everyone!
One point of interest, we got there early, and by early I mean at 7 which is when doors opened, which is early for us because we never get anywhere at the time the tickets tell us to be there. Anyways we were there getting bored waiting for the show which didn't start till 8. So we started some shenanigans. I had run into Kyle outside and we found out he was in the same section as us. Long story short, I had Halloween "fun size" Oh Henry's on me, so back at our seats, we concluded that sharing was caring and so I lobbed a tasty chocolate treat over to him. I whipped this fun size candy down to his area and he ALMOST caught it, but it came up short and hit the guy beside him. This guy was going bald so his opinion was already of little importance to us, but this bald prick got mad at Kyle and he KICKED the Oh Henry down to the next section as soon as it hit the floor just so Kyle couldn't grab it, what a DICK.
I then killed some more time and several monthly minutes on my cell trying to find Sarah, who gave the WORST directions ever. She said she was right under an American flag, beside some IBM doorways, and also had some other nonsense directions, when I did eventually find her in the massive Air Canada Center, it turns out she was nowhere conceivably close to anything she was describing, it was really mind boggling how bad those directions were.
After all that tom foolery the show started and as I mentioned it was GREAT, and I laughed my ass off. Some naysayers complained that he did a lot of old material, as someone that bootlegged the show, I can say with confidence that he did 4 old jokes, so get over it. And the Kool-Aid doesn't even count so really 3 old jokes. Besides, everyone wants to hear about launching cashews from his hog not unlike a trebuchet.
Now I'm going to name random jokes from the show just so the group of us that went can reminisce while the rest of you are confused as to what I speak of:
Sir, permission to speak freely, sir?
Wheel of Penis
Futon? No it was just a FUT there was no ON!
Civil war flute boy
Grand Theft Auto
Medal of Honor/Call of Duty
Operah, rapist headquarters, humpback whales for everyone!