I read this user comment in regards to this article on slashdot today, which cracked me up. It's a description of different genres of music:

Pop: "Something sad happened but I didn't let it get me down"
Country: "Something sad happened but I'll get over it"
Indie rock: "Something sad happened and I want to kill myself"
Metal: "Something sad happened and I want to kill you"

In conclusion that funny comment was the hilite of my work day. I had chosen this "The Haunted" song as my quote since I thought it was a fitting "metal" quote to use, but in hindsight the lyrics are sort scarry and a bit of a mood killer, sorry, I thought it was going to be funnier...

Breaking in and entering,
my will is the law.
I feel the scent of innocence
and I know it's all about to fall.

Never repent or change,
never submit or yield.

Trespassing holy ground,
reveal your secrets.
Unlock these private boundaries.
I'll grant you one more dream.

Never repent or change,
never submit or yield.

I have an urge to kill.
I have an urge to rise above my victim.
To see their life blood fade away.

I have an urge to feast upon the weak.
You're mine
every goddamn time.