Dell is recalling 2.7 million laptop batteries due to the risk of spontaneous explosions.

According to the Dell battery replacement page my battery is a hazard. But here is the fun part, after filling out their form they informed that it will take "up to 20 business days for delivery". Seriously, 20 days?? So what Dell is saying is that, I should try to stay as far away from my work laptop as possible for the next 20 days for fear of loosing my crotch in an exploding laptop accident? Well done sirs, well done.

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