Movie: Running Scared

02.26.06 - 11:06pm
mood: meh
 
If blood makes you queasy don't watch this movie, I think there were 500 cubic gallons of blood shed during it's 122min run time.

If you have no problems with blood, GO WATCH THIS MOVIE NOW, it is damn good.

For, those that want to know more about the movie, well I don't want to say much so I'll tell you. He's running, and he's scared, that's all you need to know. Here's the trailer, and on their site you can see the first 6 minutes of the movie, that's bound to whet your appetite.
It's like a Grimm's fairy tale nightmare. But taking place in the mob world... You can see the hooker as a blue fairy or guardian angel characer. You can see Hansel and Gretel kind of characters, a grim reaper figure... the imagery is there throughout the film, but it's subtle. - Wayne Kramer, Director
Why the hell is Ricky Martin singing at the Olympic closing ceremonies right now??

This no talent ambigiously gay bastard keeps showing up at the most unexepected televised events.
It wasn't bad enough that he showed up during the middle of the 2005 Victorias Secret TV show to ruin my boner. Now he shows up at the Olympics to... umm... ruin my boner? I think I've said too much... but I think I made my point, and that is that, the Olympics are erotic and that Ricky Martin should never show up anywhere ever again because he sucks.

Interior Design Show 2006

02.26.06 - 10:16pm
mood: meh
 
Funny story, on Friday while riding downtown, Ken was talking about the auto show and showing pictures on his camera from the Toronto Auto Show. Jclo made a comment of not even knowing it was taking place, I backed that up, and said "ya me neither, I just knew the Interior Design show that me and Mon are going to on Sunday", he then laughed and made a remark about how gay what I said was. So after I pistol whipped him, I pointed out that I was going with Mon, and going with a girl makes it totally accetable to visit an interior design show, without bringing into question my love of the ladies : )

But then Mon cancelled this morning because she sucks, so Jtron, Name Withheld and I went. But with one girl and two guys, things seemed questionable to say the least. Which is my theory on why I didn't get any hot designer girls phone numbers.
And that my friends is my account of the show... well that and that I need a lot of money fast, because there were really awesome things there that I must buy for my future bachelor pad.

[addendum]
I have more to add to this story, and I will use this image to illustrate my addition.

Mon pictured on the right, was told by Andrea pictured on the left, that the Interior Design Show sucked this year. So Mon pictured on the right bailed on Pat pictured in the middle, on Sunday morning.



[another addendum]
Don't ask what the hell is going on in that picture, maybe there was a seagull flying around that building or something, and I'm angled liked that to spot said seagull... who knows...

Voce Dolce

02.25.06 - 12:39pm
mood: meh
 
Last night I got home around 7 (just as I had promised ; )
Having been up since 5:45am, the sleepiness had caught up with me while I was watching TV, so I took a small nap.

I awoke from that nap when someone phoned me, I picked up the phone said "hello" but no actual sound came out. It was weird, and I tried again, this time a raspy hello was formed. That's when I realised my voice was gone.

Somehow during that hour or so of nap, I lost my voice. It was incredibly strange.

But since I had commited to plans for the night I wasn't going to let that stop me from goign out with my friends.

So with a raspy dying voice, we went out for the night and all the jerks kept making fun of me. For you see, trying to communicate with people in a loud environment when you have no voice, it doesn't work well.
The bartender couldn't even hear my cranberry juice requests, and don't even get me started on how difficult it is to get a burrito from the boyz when you can't speak.

No Drawing Number Three...

02.20.06 - 09:45pm
mood: meh
 

In the book it said: "Boa constrictors swallow their prey whole, without chewing it. After that they are not able to move, and they sleep through the six months that they need for digestion."

I pondered deeply, then, over the adventures of the jungle. And after some work with a colored pencil I succeeded in making my first drawing. My Drawing Number One. It looked something like this:

I showed my masterpiece to the grown-ups, and asked them whether the drawing frightened them.

But they answered: "Frighten? Why should any one be frightened by a hat?"

My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. But since the grown-ups were not able to understand it, I made another drawing: I drew the inside of a boa constrictor, so that the grown-ups could see it clearly. They always need to have things explained. My Drawing Number Two looked like this:

The grown-ups' response, this time, was to advise me to lay aside my drawings of boa constrictors, whether from the inside or the outside, and devote myself instead to geography, history, arithmetic, and grammar. That is why, at the age of six, I gave up what might have been a magnificent career as a painter. I had been disheartened by the failure of my Drawing Number One and my Drawing Number Two. Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.

So then I chose another profession, and learned to pilot airplanes. I have flown a little over all parts of the world; and it is true that geography has been very useful to me. At a glance I can distinguish China from Arizona. If one gets lost in the night, such knowledge is valuable.

In the course of this life I have had a great many encounters with a great many people who have been concerned with matters of consequence. I have lived a great deal among grown-ups. I have seen them intimately, close at hand. And that hasn't much improved my opinion of them.

Whenever I met one of them who seemed to me at all clear-sighted, I tried the experiment of showing him my Drawing Number One, which I have always kept. I would try to find out, so, if this was a person of true understanding. But, whoever it was, he, or she, would always say:

"That is a hat."

Then I would never talk to that person about boa constrictors, or primeval forests, or stars. I would bring myself down to his level. I would talk to him about bridge, and golf, and politics, and neckties. And the grown-up would be greatly pleased to have met such a sensible man.

Bash-tard?

02.18.06 - 05:49pm
mood: meh
 
Using Sudo?? Tssssssk , this guy runs all his script as su, and he's never been better for it.

SQLite REGEX

02.16.06 - 07:09pm
mood: meh
 
SQLite only has a LIKE function, no REGEX for doing comparison in your SELECT's. But that is not a completely bad thing, because thanks to it's tight integration within PHP5, you can apply any internal PHP function or your own custom callback function within your query.

Meaning that even without a built in REGEX function you can still use PHP's regex to get around the problem. Enough rambling, here is some sample code:

SELECT * FROM animals WHERE php('ereg', '[[:<:]](monkeys|cats)[[:>:]]', category) ORDER BY id DESC;

Useful reading:
php.net sqlite_create_function() manual page
SQLite REGEX manual note

Dark Intentions

02.15.06 - 10:36pm
mood: meh
 
Today Mon and I went out for some glass noodles, which were delicious, but thats not the point of this story.

While driving back to the saussage (for the unhip people out there, that's street talk for Mississauga), some song came on the iPod, which she said was gay, and then she made some comment about how it should be my theme song.

I said "HAAA!! Funny you should say that, I already got a theme song!" and then I proceeded to play her my Dark Intentions theme song which I blogged about a while back.

I painted her the picture of my person walking into a room, in slow motion, while the song played. She laughed and called me a dork, but in reality I could tell, her jelousy from the awesomeness of my theme song was just eating away at her.

SQLite Escape Characters

02.13.06 - 11:27pm
mood: meh
 
Here's a tip to save someone two hours of wasted time.
SQLite does not support backslash character escaping. In PHP you can use the sqlite_escape_string() function to escape naughty characters, but you better as hell not think that \' will do anything... so much wasted time.

Those Silly Newfies

02.12.06 - 02:05pm
mood: Amused
music playing: Bill Laswell - Bob Marley One Love (People Get Ready) (Dub Mix)
Only Newfies would come up with such a ridiculous URI for their tourism website:

www.newfoundlandandlabradortourism.com

No, you're not seeing things, thats 38 characters in that address.

Product: Men's Moneyclip By Paul Smith

02.09.06 - 10:57pm
mood: meh
music playing: Photek - The Seven Samurai
[via productdose]
A money clip made with the heterosexual male in mind, this Paul Smith Naked Lady Money Clip smoothly mixes adult styling with adult humor.

Men's moneyclip by Paul Smith

Well, I'm anti leather, but I'm very pro naked ladies inapropriately decorating items. So this Naked Lady Moneyclip is right up my alley.

This Will Make Sense At Some Point...

02.08.06 - 11:23pm
mood: meh
 
Jose Luis - EXP 03.12.02

[photo courtesy EXP]

Shes Not Having My Baby (Any Time Soon)

02.05.06 - 10:52pm
mood: meh
 
Ladies, I have some terrible news. After a painful snowboarding accident today, I'm afraid my baby making skills have been shattered for the next little while. Right now, my pelvical/crotchular area is at a Defcon-3 level of bruising.

Hopefully, come St Valentines, I'll be healed and able to service all you anxious the ladies. But for now, just say a prayer, a little prayer for my dented soup can, thank you.

[addendum]
Upon taking inventory this morning it turns out that also bruised and sore are the lower left side of my ribs, my upper right arm, and my lower right shoulderblade.

Let me just say that I did go on the superpipe thats rigth SUPER not just halfpipe, but SUPERPIPE, so this pain was all well worth it.

Was In A Car Crash 6hrs Ago

02.05.06 - 10:51pm
mood: meh
 
What's up with that?

(details will come later, must rest now)

Product: Dirty Dishes

02.01.06 - 09:51pm
mood: meh
 
Fashion designer Cynthia Rowley, has created a nice china set featuring risque, pinup girl artwork as its decorations (take that you stupid old fashion plates with your boring old floral patterns!!).

Dirty Dishes - Cynthia Rowley

This china set includes a dinner plate, side plate, serving bowl, and cup with saucer. It is available now, go order a set or two for Pat's house warming party ; )
Some dishes are meant to be dirty