I've Learnt an important summer lesson today. That would be that when one spends 7 hours in the ocean without taking a break, all of that salt water seems to have some detrimental side effects on ones body.
My most sensitive of body regions, such as my nipples and nads feel like they are on fire right now. Well not just those parts, my whole epidermis in general, feels like it's been industrially exfoliated for 7 hours. Yes, that salt water is very, very rough.
On the bright side though, the afore mentioned nipples, nads, and epidermis, have lost like 3 layers of skin and are positively glowing, and shining with their exfoliated goodness. My skin is as soft as a kitten in a warm blanket right now. Any the ladies that wish to verify the softness, please feel free to do so at your earliest convenience.
My most sensitive of body regions, such as my nipples and nads feel like they are on fire right now. Well not just those parts, my whole epidermis in general, feels like it's been industrially exfoliated for 7 hours. Yes, that salt water is very, very rough.
On the bright side though, the afore mentioned nipples, nads, and epidermis, have lost like 3 layers of skin and are positively glowing, and shining with their exfoliated goodness. My skin is as soft as a kitten in a warm blanket right now. Any the ladies that wish to verify the softness, please feel free to do so at your earliest convenience.