Might I raise the point that it's thought provoking drivel such as this that causes me to leave the headphones on all day. Lewis Black is much more entertaining than anything you come up with.
(BTW guess what I'm listening to right now? I'll give you a hint, there's awesome white headphones involved : P )
(BTW guess what I'm listening to right now? I'll give you a hint, there's awesome white headphones involved : P )