At 11:00am this morning (about 30min ago), Darksyde called me, to tell me of his crazy adventure. I'll let him blog with full details later, for now you'll have the Coles Notes version.

After leaving an after hours club at 7am, he stumbled upon a Canada Days celebration, at Nathan Philip Square. He snuck on to the backstage area there and has been scamming food, water, bossing people around, and other hilarious hyjinx.

While talking to him he reassured me he was still not sober from the night before, which I could belive because he kept repeating stories over and over, it was quite funny.
If he's not arrested there are tentative plans to hit the russian mob club later tonight.