I quit my job today, and did quite the thorough job of burning that bridge.
George Constanza would be proud of my resignation, and the zingers I threw into it. I did the classy thing and took the time to wish the company the best of luck in their future online drug and gas endeavours. Because truly that is what an ISP needs to focus on, drugs and petroleum.

Some might be wondering what all this hostility towards my former employer is about. Well, after getting screwed around by them for over a year, and getting absolutely NO benefits. I'm incredibly enthusiastic about telling them to go to hell.