About three years ago I switched banks and opend up a chequing account with TD. At that time I was given 4 cheques. In the time since then I've managed to go through 3 of the 4 said cheques. Thanks to the times we live in, with internets, telegrams, microwaves and what have yous, I've never needed to use the bloody things.

Today I had to give a deposit to the travel agent to book my BC trip, and the jerks wanted a cheque! So into my safe I went looking for the stupid last cheque. Now that I ran out, I went over to the TD website and ordered some from their self-help page. Now get ready for the scandalous part of the story, the mother fuckers are charging me $17 for god damn cheques!!!!!! Outrageous!!!
I'll give them their blood money, but you better belive that the little memo line is gonna be filled with idle threats.