Oh wait, its the start of November, what the fuck am I doing wishing everyone a Merry Christmas? I must have been fooled by all the fucking TV commercials and fucking trees and decorations that have been put up in public places such as the mall.

Next year can we at least wait till AFTER Remembrance Day before we crank on the ol' Christmas Hype Machine? Please? Pretty Please?

[disclaimer]: I have nothing against Christmas itself, I love the presents and the pine trees, and the christmas bread. After Halloween it's the best holiday of the year.
I just get annoyed by the uber-annoying, almost hostile, overly aggresive, shoving of it down my throat.