As mentioned earlier, Sunday was pretty much a bust, on the "get outside", "get anything productive done" side of things. But the other days were filled with Halloween fun.
Friday was the annual Halloween house party. I went as Donnie Darko from the end of the movie (skeleton suit, with grey hoodie), no one knew who I was suppose to be. Not much or out of the ordinary to report there.
Saturday was the annual Phoenix Halloween Bash. Now that was one fun night. The best costume award went to an incredibly well done Edward Scissorhands and second prize went to a guy dressed as a water cooler (Jug on head, box for body, and a water spout on the front). In my opinion the coolest costume was a guy dressed as Wakko from Animaniacs. I'd say the best costume from the female department, was a slutty nurse, in a tight, bossom revealing, PVC outfit. Runner up was Slutty Cop in a PVC outfit. With third prize going to a Slutty Goth Witch in a low cut outfit. Although they were all winners in my book, and it's a discredit to their hard work, to rank them in the manner that I've just done.
I forgot to mention that Whilst waiting in line to get into the club, I met a lovely young Slutty Schoolgirl. She had blonde hair, nice glasses and these star tattoos on the frontside of her shoulder blades (I forget the anatomical term for that part of the body, but it looked like stars perched above her chest) She was quite charming and reminded me of this hot, nerdy looking Suicide Girl, and everyone knows how much I love hot nerdy girls. So I started chatting this lady up while waiting in line, and was intrigued by her, mainly because she actually knew that I was suppose to be Donnie Darko!!
While I was waiting in the line-up chatting with this girl, Monika was up front trying to get us through the VIP line. She eventually succeeded and ran back to where I was, grabbed me by the arm and hurriedly dragged me out front before I could say so much as "come find me when you get in", or "nice talking to you take off your top", nope, all I got out in the hurried rush away from her was "uhh bye".
So I was annoyed to say the least. But once inside I got my groove on and fun was had by all. Near the end of the night, I went over to the bar to get another refreshing bottle of agua, where I bumped into my Nerdy Slutty Schoolgirl! We chatted some more, and then she got a nicotine fit, when I informed her that I did not have a "smoke" for her to "bum" she said she had to go find her friend. I let her got but told her to come find me after her smoke. She agreed and off we went.
When I got back to our spot on the dance floor, Mon said that she was tired, so we only stayed for another song or so and then she made us leave before Slutty Schoolgirl got back to me.
So the moral of the story is damn that Mon and her cock blocking ways!! Damn them to hell!! It's not like Nerdy Slutty Schoolgirls just grow on trees : (
In hindsight, maybe I should have gone with her to the smoking patio? Oh well you know what they say, hindsight is 50/50.
On the way back to the car we saw a pretty skanky looking, cracked out shemale prostitute. I believe that about wraps up Saturday night.
Friday was the annual Halloween house party. I went as Donnie Darko from the end of the movie (skeleton suit, with grey hoodie), no one knew who I was suppose to be. Not much or out of the ordinary to report there.
Saturday was the annual Phoenix Halloween Bash. Now that was one fun night. The best costume award went to an incredibly well done Edward Scissorhands and second prize went to a guy dressed as a water cooler (Jug on head, box for body, and a water spout on the front). In my opinion the coolest costume was a guy dressed as Wakko from Animaniacs. I'd say the best costume from the female department, was a slutty nurse, in a tight, bossom revealing, PVC outfit. Runner up was Slutty Cop in a PVC outfit. With third prize going to a Slutty Goth Witch in a low cut outfit. Although they were all winners in my book, and it's a discredit to their hard work, to rank them in the manner that I've just done.
I forgot to mention that Whilst waiting in line to get into the club, I met a lovely young Slutty Schoolgirl. She had blonde hair, nice glasses and these star tattoos on the frontside of her shoulder blades (I forget the anatomical term for that part of the body, but it looked like stars perched above her chest) She was quite charming and reminded me of this hot, nerdy looking Suicide Girl, and everyone knows how much I love hot nerdy girls. So I started chatting this lady up while waiting in line, and was intrigued by her, mainly because she actually knew that I was suppose to be Donnie Darko!!
While I was waiting in the line-up chatting with this girl, Monika was up front trying to get us through the VIP line. She eventually succeeded and ran back to where I was, grabbed me by the arm and hurriedly dragged me out front before I could say so much as "come find me when you get in", or "nice talking to you take off your top", nope, all I got out in the hurried rush away from her was "uhh bye".
So I was annoyed to say the least. But once inside I got my groove on and fun was had by all. Near the end of the night, I went over to the bar to get another refreshing bottle of agua, where I bumped into my Nerdy Slutty Schoolgirl! We chatted some more, and then she got a nicotine fit, when I informed her that I did not have a "smoke" for her to "bum" she said she had to go find her friend. I let her got but told her to come find me after her smoke. She agreed and off we went.
When I got back to our spot on the dance floor, Mon said that she was tired, so we only stayed for another song or so and then she made us leave before Slutty Schoolgirl got back to me.
So the moral of the story is damn that Mon and her cock blocking ways!! Damn them to hell!! It's not like Nerdy Slutty Schoolgirls just grow on trees : (
In hindsight, maybe I should have gone with her to the smoking patio? Oh well you know what they say, hindsight is 50/50.
On the way back to the car we saw a pretty skanky looking, cracked out shemale prostitute. I believe that about wraps up Saturday night.


