Tues, June 1st, 11:00am - 2:00pm
Wed, June 2nd, 1:00pm - 4:00pm

They keep drastically changing my schedule with no more than a days warning. I've been working overnight (10pm - 8am) for the past half year, then in the past month they've decided to change me to 4pm-2am for two weeks then back to 10pm-8am, then to 2pm-12am now to 8am-4pm. WHAT the fuck is that about? These people better expect me to be cranky while they're around me and if they bother me they better belive I'll go Pompeii on their ass.
Most of the noise a gunshot makes is expanding gases, and there's the tiny sonic boom a bullet makes because it travels so fast. To make a silencer, you just drill holes in the barrel of the gun, a lot of holes. This lets the gas escape and slows the bullet to below the speed of sound.Happy 2x4
You drill the holes wrong and the gun will blow off your hand.
You see, unilke yesterdays mysterious truck in the drive-way, today as I make a left to turn into my drive-way, I see a big pile of dirt right in the middle of it. Then I see two guys slightly to the left of the pile of dirt, digging a giant hole in the front yard.
Since no one ever tells me anything around here,I have no idea who these guys are, why they are here, or even if they are suppose to be here. For all I know they could just be some jerks stealing our dirt.
Now to go lay in bed, listening to the sound of a hole being made.
[Addendum]
I'm now hearing what sounds like loud sawing. Do people saw holes now? Is that something new I'm not aware of? MAN am I tired : (
As soon as I'm done with Spider-Man 2, I jump right into both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and another animated Tim Burton film called The Corpse Bride,
If Elfman doing the Chocolate Factory score, doesn't get you giddy, then you my friend have no giddybones left in your body!
Apparently the windows are getting replaced today. There's a few windows here and only 2 done so far.
I can't stress enough how tired I'am right now. And this guy is gonna be making quite a ruckus for a while to come.
Someone shoot me now.
In order to achieve savings, the government will immediately de-list physiotherapy except for seniors in home care or long-term facilities, and the cost of eye exams.
Mr. Sorbara denied that this was a move toward privatization.
The government was able to project the $2.2-billion deficit using a one-time $3.9-billion revenue gain “related to the projected elimination of the liability for non-utility generator power purchase agreements”—thus based on the government's proposed reform of the electricity sector and offloading the cost of electricity onto the consumer.
So they were able to reduce the deficit to 2.2 billion, by offloading the cost of electricity to consumers thanks to the ongoing privitazation of our utilities, and by giving us a tax increase... oops sorry bad wording I meant to say "by giving us a health premium increase", there doesn't that make it sound more tolerable? A premium increase of 33% for the lowest income earners, and %17 for the highest income earners.
Isn't it funny how they would rather tax the hell out of the people with the least money, instead of recending the 35% tax break the torries gave to the highest inome earners.
"...when the Conservatives proposed the re-imposition of OHIP premiums in 2002, you said `Bad idea,'" Howard Hampton told the Legislature. "`Ontario Liberals oppose the return of OHIP premiums because they are a tax hike on working families, says leader Dalton McGuinty.'"
Nice to see someone remembered the Liberals stance on health premium *cough* taxes, when they were merely the opposition.
I'm bored of talking about this. So talk amongst yourselves.

- The paparazzi capture Pat and company at a Toronto club this past Friday
Set in the town Halloween, you will take the lead of the films lead character known as Jack. Jack will battle through 25 immense levels in which you will combat many enemies and have to cross various obstacles to progress. We expect Jack to arrive at the end of October.

Anyone that knows me, knows that I have so much NBX junk, that this will be a must have when it comes out.
Some yokel thought that making a left hand turn while the lights were green for us was totally allowed, cause he really wanted to go through. So said yokel almost t-boned us while we went through the intersection at Parklawn and Lakeshore, fun was had by all.
As for the Lavalife topic in that post, I can attest to the fact that the bird is indeed Italian. Trust me she has the hair to prove it ; )
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
In a nutshell, the movie is your basic road trip comedy. It's about four guys; Eric, Matt, Sweet Lou, and Dustin. Who go out on the road in order to fulfil their dream of becoming professional skateboarders.
Matt (Mike Vogel), who was played by the dude from Rat Race (who coincidentally enough was cast in this movie after the director saw him in Rat Race) was quite amusing with his annoying antics. Sweet Lou (Joey Kern), for those that couldn't quite remember where they'd seen him, was one of the college guys in the car going to Canada for fries and gravy, in Super Troopers. The other two leads Dustin (Adam Brody), and Eric (Mike Vogel) I don't remember seeing in any other movies. But I found Dustin in particular, to be very amusing and hope to see him in many more movies to come.
There were tons of great cameos by pro skaters and some funny actors. I don't want to ruin the surprises so I won't tell you who they are though. Actually, I'll spoil one appearance (just so I have an excuse to post a picture), the one made by the lovely Summer Altice. There was even a musical cameo by a little band called Blindside, yes the same Blindside I'm seeing open up for P.O.D. next week. They played their first single "Pitiful".

There's just one thing about the movie that I was left wondering, and I'm hoping someone can explain it to me. What exactly is the connection with the Hook-Ups logo girl, and Matt's sister? I just didn't get it. Maybe the directors cut of the movie will shed some light on it : )
If you're expecting a brilliant cerebral movie, don't bother with this. If you're in the mood for a funny campy contemporary road trip movie, go for it.
Plans have changed so get your ass on the Centaur
Not having gone to Club 107 in months, she figured it was as good place as any to go shake our groove thang. Now let me tell you something, during my hiatus from that establishment, things have changed alot. There are so many young girls of loose morals running around now, it's insane. Short skirts, tight tops, cleavage pouring out, no idea what any of the lyrics to the rock songs are, just there to slutty up the place, type girls, as far as the eye can see.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. The ones that clamoured to get into the GO-GO cages were damn nice looking, and there was a lot of scandelous shit going down. I'm just saying, it's a much different 107 then it use to be.
It's madness I tell you.
Mmmmmm, marzipan me long time.
"...this is not the Liberal party of Pierre Trudeau or Lester B. Pearson."(You go Jack! Give those P3P, Martin Liberal jerks hell)



