Very Irresistible Liv Tyler

05.30.04 - 08:53pm
mood: meh
music playing: Sigur Ros - Flugufrelsarinn
How does Liv Tyler look in the new ads for Givenchy's Very Irresistible? Ummm... irresistible. Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
Liv Tyler - Givenchy Very Irresistible
But seriously, that hat looks very fetching on her in a gothy, sort of witches hat, way.

Jesse Jane in Toronto

05.29.04 - 08:13pm
mood: meh
music playing: Rage Against The Machine - Bulls On Parade
For those perv's out there that might be interested: Digital Playground contract girl Jesse Jane will be in Toronto this week having an autograph session at the Condom Shack.

Tues, June 1st, 11:00am - 2:00pm
Wed, June 2nd, 1:00pm - 4:00pm

Stupid work

05.28.04 - 01:46am
mood: Cranky
music playing: Gary Jules - Mad World
So they still haven't layed me off at work. Instead they've decided to keep me around in order to conduct some kind of twisted physiological experiment on me.
They keep drastically changing my schedule with no more than a days warning. I've been working overnight (10pm - 8am) for the past half year, then in the past month they've decided to change me to 4pm-2am for two weeks then back to 10pm-8am, then to 2pm-12am now to 8am-4pm. WHAT the fuck is that about? These people better expect me to be cranky while they're around me and if they bother me they better belive I'll go Pompeii on their ass.

"You're thinking of vampires"

05.24.04 - 01:15pm
mood: Nostalgic
music playing: Crazy Town - Butterfly
Most of the noise a gunshot makes is expanding gases, and there's the tiny sonic boom a bullet makes because it travels so fast. To make a silencer, you just drill holes in the barrel of the gun, a lot of holes. This lets the gas escape and slows the bullet to below the speed of sound.
You drill the holes wrong and the gun will blow off your hand.
Happy 2x4

Nothing. Nothing, Will prepare you

05.21.04 - 12:02pm
mood: meh
music playing: Azure Ray - Trees Keep Growing

Soooooooo tired redux

05.21.04 - 09:54am
mood: Sleepy
 
After yesterdays sleeping difficulties, I was rather looking forward to coming home today and passing out right away. Unfortunately that is not to be.

You see, unilke yesterdays mysterious truck in the drive-way, today as I make a left to turn into my drive-way, I see a big pile of dirt right in the middle of it. Then I see two guys slightly to the left of the pile of dirt, digging a giant hole in the front yard.

Since no one ever tells me anything around here,I have no idea who these guys are, why they are here, or even if they are suppose to be here. For all I know they could just be some jerks stealing our dirt.

Now to go lay in bed, listening to the sound of a hole being made.

[Addendum]
I'm now hearing what sounds like loud sawing. Do people saw holes now? Is that something new I'm not aware of? MAN am I tired : (

Elfman tidbit

05.21.04 - 07:58am
mood: meh
music playing: Danny Elfman - This Is Halloween
In a recent interview Danny Elfman said: As soon as I'm done with Spider-Man 2, I jump right into both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and another animated Tim Burton film called The Corpse Bride,

If Elfman doing the Chocolate Factory score, doesn't get you giddy, then you my friend have no giddybones left in your body!

Soooooooo tired

05.20.04 - 10:32am
mood: Sleepy
 
So I get home at 9 in the AM, and there's some pick-up truck blocking my driveway. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a truck full of windows. Upon even closer inspection there appears to be a guy hammering away at one of the side window frames.

Apparently the windows are getting replaced today. There's a few windows here and only 2 done so far.

I can't stress enough how tired I'am right now. And this guy is gonna be making quite a ruckus for a while to come.

Someone shoot me now.

Liberals - Ontario Budget 2004

05.18.04 - 11:12pm
music playing: Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
Wow, I'm so aggravated by the new budget that I can't form proper sentences to bitch at everything that is wrong with it. So I'll just leave you with some snippets from The Star, and the Globe and Mail.

In order to achieve savings, the government will immediately de-list physiotherapy except for seniors in home care or long-term facilities, and the cost of eye exams.

Mr. Sorbara denied that this was a move toward privatization.

The government was able to project the $2.2-billion deficit using a one-time $3.9-billion revenue gain “related to the projected elimination of the liability for non-utility generator power purchase agreements”—thus based on the government's proposed reform of the electricity sector and offloading the cost of electricity onto the consumer.

So they were able to reduce the deficit to 2.2 billion, by offloading the cost of electricity to consumers thanks to the ongoing privitazation of our utilities, and by giving us a tax increase... oops sorry bad wording I meant to say "by giving us a health premium increase", there doesn't that make it sound more tolerable? A premium increase of 33% for the lowest income earners, and %17 for the highest income earners.
Isn't it funny how they would rather tax the hell out of the people with the least money, instead of recending the 35% tax break the torries gave to the highest inome earners.

"...when the Conservatives proposed the re-imposition of OHIP premiums in 2002, you said `Bad idea,'" Howard Hampton told the Legislature. "`Ontario Liberals oppose the return of OHIP premiums because they are a tax hike on working families, says leader Dalton McGuinty.'"

Nice to see someone remembered the Liberals stance on health premium *cough* taxes, when they were merely the opposition.

I'm bored of talking about this. So talk amongst yourselves.

Damn paparazzi! Will they ever stop hounding me?

05.18.04 - 10:07pm
mood: Amused
music playing: Underworld - Cowgirl
Photo - Pat & Mon @ The Funhaus - Fri, May, 14th 2004
The paparazzi capture Pat and company at a Toronto club this past Friday

Nightmare Before Christmas, in game form

05.18.04 - 10:26am
mood: Giddy
 
I just heard the coolest news! There's a Nightmare Before Christmas, videogame in the works for the PS2. Capcom are working on it as we speak, and it should be out just in time for Halloween of this year. Check out some more screenshots, and read this blurb from totalvideogames.com.

Set in the town Halloween, you will take the lead of the films lead character known as Jack. Jack will battle through 25 immense levels in which you will combat many enemies and have to cross various obstacles to progress. We expect Jack to arrive at the end of October.

Nightmare Before Christmas videogame - PS2 Screenshot
Anyone that knows me, knows that I have so much NBX junk, that this will be a must have when it comes out.

Close call

05.17.04 - 01:30am
mood: meh
music playing: M.O.P. - Ante up
Bashtard's account is all true, we had a near fatal experience in the recycling bin... err I meant Saturn, earlier today.
Some yokel thought that making a left hand turn while the lights were green for us was totally allowed, cause he really wanted to go through. So said yokel almost t-boned us while we went through the intersection at Parklawn and Lakeshore, fun was had by all.

As for the Lavalife topic in that post, I can attest to the fact that the bird is indeed Italian. Trust me she has the hair to prove it ; )

The Engineer & The Manager

05.12.04 - 07:39am
mood: Amused
music playing: Underworld - Air Towel
Thanks to randomfoo for the following chuckle:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

The axe

05.11.04 - 11:37pm
music playing: Deftones - When Girls Telephone Boys
Well the axe has started to fall around the work place. So far I'm unscathed. Lets see how long that lasts.

Movie: Grind

05.09.04 - 11:50pm
mood: meh
music playing: Blindside - Pitiful
Was Grind nearly as bad as I assumed it would be? Why no, no it wasn't. It was quite funny actually.
Grind - Movie poster
In a nutshell, the movie is your basic road trip comedy. It's about four guys; Eric, Matt, Sweet Lou, and Dustin. Who go out on the road in order to fulfil their dream of becoming professional skateboarders.

Matt (Mike Vogel), who was played by the dude from Rat Race (who coincidentally enough was cast in this movie after the director saw him in Rat Race) was quite amusing with his annoying antics. Sweet Lou (Joey Kern), for those that couldn't quite remember where they'd seen him, was one of the college guys in the car going to Canada for fries and gravy, in Super Troopers. The other two leads Dustin (Adam Brody), and Eric (Mike Vogel) I don't remember seeing in any other movies. But I found Dustin in particular, to be very amusing and hope to see him in many more movies to come.

There were tons of great cameos by pro skaters and some funny actors. I don't want to ruin the surprises so I won't tell you who they are though. Actually, I'll spoil one appearance (just so I have an excuse to post a picture), the one made by the lovely Summer Altice. There was even a musical cameo by a little band called Blindside, yes the same Blindside I'm seeing open up for P.O.D. next week. They played their first single "Pitiful".
Summer Altice - Kneeling by radiator
There's just one thing about the movie that I was left wondering, and I'm hoping someone can explain it to me. What exactly is the connection with the Hook-Ups logo girl, and Matt's sister? I just didn't get it. Maybe the directors cut of the movie will shed some light on it : )

If you're expecting a brilliant cerebral movie, don't bother with this. If you're in the mood for a funny campy contemporary road trip movie, go for it.

Plans have changed so get your ass on the Centaur

05.08.04 - 03:26am
mood: meh
music playing: Princess Superstar (feat. J-Zone) - I Love You, or At Least I Like You
The original plan for tonight was to watch Kill Bill 2, that didn't happen. Instead Mon and I, went out to do a little dancin.

Not having gone to Club 107 in months, she figured it was as good place as any to go shake our groove thang. Now let me tell you something, during my hiatus from that establishment, things have changed alot. There are so many young girls of loose morals running around now, it's insane. Short skirts, tight tops, cleavage pouring out, no idea what any of the lyrics to the rock songs are, just there to slutty up the place, type girls, as far as the eye can see.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you. The ones that clamoured to get into the GO-GO cages were damn nice looking, and there was a lot of scandelous shit going down. I'm just saying, it's a much different 107 then it use to be.

Dunstan makes a friend

05.07.04 - 09:59am
mood: meh
music playing: Oakenfold - Dread Rock
I was just catching up on my reading and noticed that I hadn't visited Dunstan's blog for the past week or so, and in that time I missed out on quite a few ammusing entries.
This one had me giggling for a while. The converation with this John fellow in Boston is classic.

89.9 cents for gas!

05.07.04 - 09:14am
mood: meh
music playing: Pitchshifter - Genius
What kind of world do we live in, where gas is up to 89.9¢ a liter, but hard-drive storage is down to a record low of 1$ a giga-byte?

It's madness I tell you.

No Pants Day

05.07.04 - 12:02am
mood: Giddy
music playing: Meat Beat Manifesto - Martenot Waves
I'm alone at work for the next 8 hours, so that means No Pants Day celebrations are in full effect ; )

Marzipan?

05.03.04 - 02:58am
mood: meh
music playing: George Clinton - Do Fries Go With That Shake?
Right... marzipan... that is like one of my favourite confectionery treats.
Mmmmmm, marzipan me long time.

Mansbridge One on One: Jack Layton

05.02.04 - 05:46am
mood: Pleased
 
There was a good interview of Layton by Peter Mansbridge tonight on CBC Newsworld. Catch the re-run if you get the chance.
"...this is not the Liberal party of Pierre Trudeau or Lester B. Pearson."
(You go Jack! Give those P3P, Martin Liberal jerks hell)

Found fitty bucks on the sidewalk tonight

05.01.04 - 04:24am
mood: Ecstatic
music playing: Quarashi - Mr Jinx
What's up with that?