The thing with rrrrolling my rim to win, is that Tim Hortons has such gay commercials that I pretty much filter them out along with most garbage before it even gets near the part of my brain that processes and stores things. Even though in the course of a week, I drink a couple of cups of English Toffe Cappucino. I had not noticed that they were running this contest again, because although I had noticed that the cups were looking different than their usual brown with red text. I had not bothered to read or inspect my cup. These new cups are a gaudy mess of yellow on red in a McUgly desing job that is too cluttered and uninteresting to bother looking at.

So because of these reasons I had not rrrolled up any rims until yesterday, when as I was throwing my cup out someone said "Hey check the rim to see if you won anything". I checked and didn't win, but now I'm wondering how many plasma TV's or GMC Canyonero prizes I threw in the trash in the last few weeks.

The lesson from this story is that:

• A) Companies need to be less gay in their advertising
• B) Companies need to hire competent designers and not get some marketing hack to throw something together in Pagemaker

(BTW: if anyone is wondering, I lost yet again today)