My last three posts have all made refferences to the female breast. I'd like to set the record straight, by saying that I am still foremost an ass/leg/footware fan. I was just taking a moment to give certain noteworthy breasts their props, that is all.
Bloody brilliant piece of reporting! Some of those bustiers by Worth were top shelf!
First let's get this out of the way; The movie was decent enough, but nothing spectacular, if you're not a genre fan then just wait for it on video. Now that we have that out of the way, what follows is a review of Angelina:
In this movie Angelina has this great new hair style which Monika described as "just looks like a business woman", to which I countered "ya a totally hot, successful, business woman".
Angelina's first scene begins with an extreme close-up of her eyes with a pan to her trademark mouth. From that moment onward she kept getting hotter and hotter through out the movie. By the time she had this tousled, over her eyes, just woke up, messy hair look happening, I was all gaga and not disappointed in having paid my 13 dollar admission fee. Seriously those long bangs over her eyes are the most captivating thing ever. Well apart from her breastases that is. Yes you read right, her sweater bunnies do make a wonderful appearance in the movie! An appearance that gets 2 *ahem*Thumbs Up, from this guy. After being denied a glimpse in the bathtub scene, everyone assumed we'd see no skin but then, boom, they come out of nowhere and take you for a wild, magical ride.
So as to have something about the actual movie in this review, I'll just say that I did like the fact that the whole movie takes place in Canada. I don't think I've ever seen a Hollywood movie based entirely in the great white north. Filmed here; most definitely, but based on it; never. One critique I did have was that there was far too little Keiffer screen-time for my taste.
In this movie Angelina has this great new hair style which Monika described as "just looks like a business woman", to which I countered "ya a totally hot, successful, business woman".
Angelina's first scene begins with an extreme close-up of her eyes with a pan to her trademark mouth. From that moment onward she kept getting hotter and hotter through out the movie. By the time she had this tousled, over her eyes, just woke up, messy hair look happening, I was all gaga and not disappointed in having paid my 13 dollar admission fee. Seriously those long bangs over her eyes are the most captivating thing ever. Well apart from her breastases that is. Yes you read right, her sweater bunnies do make a wonderful appearance in the movie! An appearance that gets 2 *ahem*Thumbs Up, from this guy. After being denied a glimpse in the bathtub scene, everyone assumed we'd see no skin but then, boom, they come out of nowhere and take you for a wild, magical ride.
So as to have something about the actual movie in this review, I'll just say that I did like the fact that the whole movie takes place in Canada. I don't think I've ever seen a Hollywood movie based entirely in the great white north. Filmed here; most definitely, but based on it; never. One critique I did have was that there was far too little Keiffer screen-time for my taste.
I concur with bashtard's assesment. Playing hard to get did nothing to get me the large breastedly endowed deftones fan.
What's up with that??
heh ; )
heh ; )
"You know the phrase softly softly catchy monkey? ...I could catch a monkey - if I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself, you’ll be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times."
One corporation owns the 5 major video channels in the US.
Is that OK?
Last year the big 5 record labels together sold about $25 billion dollars of music.
90% of releases on major labels do not make a profit.
Britney Spears’ last video cost $1,000,000.
This Korn video cost $150,000.
You have seen $48,000 worth of video.
Will any music channel play this video?
The music “industry” releases 100 singles per week.
Only 4 songs are added to the average radio “playlist” each week.
Hit songs on Top 40 are often repeated over 100 times a week.
Is that all you want to hear?
Why is a song worth .99¢
Do you download songs?
Steal this video.
This is a single.
Two radio conglomerates control 42% of listeners.
The record company wanted to change this video. We didn’t.
90% of all singles get to “the hook” within 20 seconds.
98% of all #1 singles are less than 3 minutes 30 seconds long.
Does this seem like a formula to you?
With all this said…
We love making music.
Is this the music “business”?
Is that OK?
Thank you for your 3 minutes of time
Love, Korn.
I had to get yet another alternator (if this was an OSS project it might be called YAA). This is number three for those that are counting. Three in eight years, hopefully either the car or I will be dead by the time it needs to be replaced again (knock on wood).
Stupid cars.
Stupid cars.
Thanks to y'all that came out for my official birthday party. I had a blast, even with a screwed up scapula.
So this is the age it all starts going downhill?
The pain in my shoulder-blade turns out to be a nerve-muscle adhesion on the good old scapula. It got injured on tuesday, you know the day I turned 25. I was in a tiny moshpit, for the Lost Prophets and I really don't recall getting hit vey hard, but there you have it, adhesion. It had been a bit sore for the past two days or so but when I woke up today it was killing me.
What's next to go, my knees? My dashing good looks? My hair? I shudder to think about it.
The pain in my shoulder-blade turns out to be a nerve-muscle adhesion on the good old scapula. It got injured on tuesday, you know the day I turned 25. I was in a tiny moshpit, for the Lost Prophets and I really don't recall getting hit vey hard, but there you have it, adhesion. It had been a bit sore for the past two days or so but when I woke up today it was killing me.
What's next to go, my knees? My dashing good looks? My hair? I shudder to think about it.
Thanks to everyone who sent me birthday greetings today. And to those that didn't, don't think I didn't make note of it. If you think it wont negatively effect your birthday greetings, you're sadly mistaken!
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
I was accosted by a german amazon, while Iggy Pop's daugher watched on, it was a horrific experience to say the least. I was also thrown into the limelight by my so called "friends" after I had given strict instructions to jcloth to BLOCK any such attempts, and to top it off I got made fun of while in there. Apperantly my hair looks like a paintbrush, a conehead and... I forget what else.
If not for a delightful, palette cleansing, conversation with Yana discussing the difference between the pain from tattoos versus piercings, the whole night would have been a scarring experience.
But I was reminded that pauls preparty was even worse thanks to one Crazy Bitch™ so I'll just stop whining about it now.
If not for a delightful, palette cleansing, conversation with Yana discussing the difference between the pain from tattoos versus piercings, the whole night would have been a scarring experience.
But I was reminded that pauls preparty was even worse thanks to one Crazy Bitch™ so I'll just stop whining about it now.
I'm writing down these upcoming shows in here, so that I don't forget. And incase anyone else is interested in knowing about them.
- Squarepusher
Tue - 04/06/04
@ Phoenix Concert Theatre - Decadence
Thu - 04/08/04 @ The Guvernment: entire complex, all access
$25 Limited Early Bird / $30 Advanced
GUVERNMENT
Mark Oliver
DJ Hyper
Crystal Method
Richard Humpty Vision
Addy & Deko-ze
Evil P
Kool Haus
Luke Fair Bedrock
Phil K
Dave Seaman
Junkie XL
Armin van Buuren Armada
Orange Room
Joe Claussel
Felix & Gani
Nathan Barato
The Drink
DJ Icey
DJ Love
K-Swing
D-Monic
Dave Saddler
Tasc
MC Bandit
Charlies
Vagrant
Deep Groove
Jon Tremblay - Air
Sat - 04/17/04
@ Kool Haus - P.O.D. w/ Lacuna Coil, Blindside
Wed - 05/12/04
@ Kool Haus - Dido
Tue - 06/08/04, Wed - 06/09/04
@ Hummingbird Centre
The thing with rrrrolling my rim to win, is that Tim Hortons has such gay commercials that I pretty much filter them out along with most garbage before it even gets near the part of my brain that processes and stores things. Even though in the course of a week, I drink a couple of cups of English Toffe Cappucino. I had not noticed that they were running this contest again, because although I had noticed that the cups were looking different than their usual brown with red text. I had not bothered to read or inspect my cup. These new cups are a gaudy mess of yellow on red in a McUgly desing job that is too cluttered and uninteresting to bother looking at.
So because of these reasons I had not rrrolled up any rims until yesterday, when as I was throwing my cup out someone said "Hey check the rim to see if you won anything". I checked and didn't win, but now I'm wondering how many plasma TV's or GMC Canyonero prizes I threw in the trash in the last few weeks.
The lesson from this story is that:
(BTW: if anyone is wondering, I lost yet again today)
So because of these reasons I had not rrrolled up any rims until yesterday, when as I was throwing my cup out someone said "Hey check the rim to see if you won anything". I checked and didn't win, but now I'm wondering how many plasma TV's or GMC Canyonero prizes I threw in the trash in the last few weeks.
The lesson from this story is that:
- A) Companies need to be less gay in their advertising
- B) Companies need to hire competent designers and not get some marketing hack to throw something together in Pagemaker
(BTW: if anyone is wondering, I lost yet again today)
Floccinaucinihilipilification is the longest word in the Oxford dictionary but some argue that smiles is in fact the longest, since there is a mile between the first and last S.
crtitics rave over that paragraph:
Bashtard:
smokeatorium:
mycophile:
TMyApp:
crtitics rave over that paragraph:
Bashtard:
that was so gay
smokeatorium:
ima go shoot myself in the head now
mycophile:
ahaha.. man that's lame.
TMyApp:
err.. rrriiight.. *cough*
Thanks to Monika taking too damn long to get ready we got to the theater with a mere 30 minutes left till show time. As I pulled into the driveway we got a bit worried about ticket avilabilty since the parking lot was PACKED. She said "We're never getting in", I said that it was not a problem, it was most likely just a bunch of jesus freaks there to see that Lethal God 3 movie.
So I parked the car, and we strutted to the machines and purchased tickets without any problems. Just as I predicted, there was a huge gaggle of jesus lovers there. Since I wasn't wearing a Halloween devil costume, or a Marylin Manson "I am the God of fuck" tshirt, I had to think fast for a way to poke fun at them. So as we walked by them I keept saying in a boisterous voice "Man, I can't belive they killed Jesus at the end!", ala Homer Simpson and his Darth Vader quote. That got no reaction from them, but me and Mon were giddy with laughter.
And so concludes my review of Starsky & Hutch...
Wait a second, I forgot to talk about the movie... okay I'll make this brief.
Starsky & Hutch was very funny, and did an excellent job of capturing the essence of the cheesy 70's TV show. They had crazy perms, afros, nylon based garments and ridiculous moustaches galore.
Wilson and Stiller are a great comedy duo and I for one, look forward to any comedy project they do together. I don't think I weezed as much during this movie as in Zoolander, but that's just because the comedy was different than that totally off the wall romp. Different, but funny nonetheless. Apart from Snoop Dog who did a brilliant job as Huggy Bear, there were some other great star cameos. To not ruin it for anyone I'll keep quiet on who shows up, so I'll just say
So should you watch this movie? Ohh Ya, do it.
And so concludes my review of Starsky & Hutch, for real this time.
So I parked the car, and we strutted to the machines and purchased tickets without any problems. Just as I predicted, there was a huge gaggle of jesus lovers there. Since I wasn't wearing a Halloween devil costume, or a Marylin Manson "I am the God of fuck" tshirt, I had to think fast for a way to poke fun at them. So as we walked by them I keept saying in a boisterous voice "Man, I can't belive they killed Jesus at the end!", ala Homer Simpson and his Darth Vader quote. That got no reaction from them, but me and Mon were giddy with laughter.
And so concludes my review of Starsky & Hutch...
Wait a second, I forgot to talk about the movie... okay I'll make this brief.
Starsky & Hutch was very funny, and did an excellent job of capturing the essence of the cheesy 70's TV show. They had crazy perms, afros, nylon based garments and ridiculous moustaches galore.
Wilson and Stiller are a great comedy duo and I for one, look forward to any comedy project they do together. I don't think I weezed as much during this movie as in Zoolander, but that's just because the comedy was different than that totally off the wall romp. Different, but funny nonetheless. Apart from Snoop Dog who did a brilliant job as Huggy Bear, there were some other great star cameos. To not ruin it for anyone I'll keep quiet on who shows up, so I'll just say
Be an angry dragon. (I laughed so hard I ran out of air and got dizzy during that scene).
So should you watch this movie? Ohh Ya, do it.
Do it, do it; )
And so concludes my review of Starsky & Hutch, for real this time.
Hey old man got something for you...
Change your mind gonna' make you take it
Your mistake is something you own
I'm the one who's gonna' take it
Hey old man got something for you!
Hey old man got a real good tip!
Something's wrong and you don't know it!
When will you learn?
I'm not your boy!
You don't look back
Why do I pick up your slack?
That's just fine just leave it like that
Bust your wallet while I break my back
Save your life with your life support
You know me, I'll pick up that
Hey old man got something for you!
Hey old man got a real good tip!
Something's wrong and I guess you've blown it!
Thanks a lot, cuz now I own it!
Will she pay my debts?
Got your picture in my hands...
God you are so truly old
Thanks a lot, my future is sold
When will you learn?
I'm not your boy
Headlines: Man dressed as the devil disrupts 'Passion' movie
mood: Amused
music playing: Sparta - Collapse
From the Hoosier Gazette:
Doing anything to show your dislike of Mel Gibson is a-okay in my book.
This line had me laughing hysterically:
"Moviegoers were greeted in the lobby of the theater by a man wearing a ‘red devil’ costume. Tyler Wendell, a 19 year old freshman at the University of Southern Indiana, caused quite a ruckus with his get-up. The audience, many who were part of church groups, was visibly upset by the antics of Wendell."What a great idea.
"When asked what he hoped to accomplish by his actions, Wendell said he likes doing things to get a reaction. He was also inspired by a biography he read about the Marquis de Sade."
"Wendell, an atheist, said, “If God really existed, He would have struck me down for dressing as the devil.” He also wanted to prove “that Christians aren’t as forgiving as they portray”. Wendell says his actions were also partially due to a genuine dislike of Mel Gibson."
Doing anything to show your dislike of Mel Gibson is a-okay in my book.
"Once inside the movie, Christians began pelting Wendell with Gummy Bears, Ju-Ju Bees, and popcorn. Management got involved after a 75-year-old woman, Hazel Meyer, poured a 64-ounce Coca-Cola on Wendell."I guess that do onto others, turn the other cheek stuff the Christians spout is just alot of cloud talk.
This line had me laughing hysterically:
"management is in the process of creating new guidelines for preventing people dressed as “evil beings” from gaining entrance to the theatre"I guess when Star Wars: Episode 3 comes out, none of the nerds dressed as Darth Maul or Jar-Jar will be allowed into the theater.