Halle Berry hates dolphins

01.21.04 - 02:07am
mood: Disgusted
music playing: Overseer - Supermoves (Animatrix Edit)
Just in case I've not made my point clear in the past: I despise Halle Berry, despise her with a passion!! I use to think Storm was boring and annoying in the X-Men cartoon. But then Halle took over and brought that character into a whole new world of boring and annoying. And now she turned her astonishing talents, of sucking, towards one of the comic book characters that first got this guy to go ga-ga over PVC, thats right I'm talking about Catwoman. Follow the link to see Halle as Catwoman then continue reading.
Okay, now that you saw the picture of her in costume, I ask: Is she anywhere near the Batman Returns, Michelle Pfeiffer level of hotness? HELL NO!! Is she an abomination of all that is Catwoman? Yes, Yes she is. Should someone beat Halle, the costume designer, the director, and anyone else associated with the movie with a shovel, till they agreed to stop production on the movie and burn any footage they have filmed? Yes, Yes they should.

And Yes, Halle really does hate dolphins. Have you ever heard of anyone hating dolphins? Me neither. What kind of sick person would not like dolphins.