Irony can be a cruel mistress

12.29.03 - 11:27pm
mood: meh
music playing: Rage Against The Machine - How I Could Just Kill A Man
On my way to work I stopped off to get some lunch from Pizza Pizza. I had a cupon for buy one get one free. When I presented this cupon to the cash register monkey, he was confused beyond belief, he read all of the fine print on the back of it, then asked another monkey behind the counter what to do with it, the other more clever monkey told him to give me one slice for free and to type in code XXXX into the cash register. The register monkey took FOREVER to type this damn thing in and combine it with the price of one slice. By the time this whole transaction had finished I saw my streetcar drive by, when I was but a meter away from the front door. I then had to wait a hell of a long time, in the rain, till the next streetcar showed up.

I eventually got to work 20min late, because of the whole ordeal. Upon sitting down at my desk I see 3 boxes of Pizza Hut sitting on said desk. Turns out that they bought everyone pizza today and there were 3 boxes left... yay free pizza.

I said yo it's on. take cover son or you're assed out
How do you like my chrome? Then I watched the rookie pass out
Didn't have to blast him but I did any way, young punk had to pay
So I just killed a man

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man