It's been 3 long years, but at long last I have found what I set out to find (ya, I know that sentence sucked).

I'm speaking of course of a zip-up black hodded sweatshirt. When I first set out to find this mythical garment I did not think it'd take this long to capture it. But somehow this item turned out to be more reclussive than Burl Ruxpin. I searched high and low and was never able to turn up a suitable fleece companion that would not mess up my hair when I put it on.

But today whilst shopping with Mon, while browsing through Neon down on queen street, I spotted at the far end of the store, a black sweatshirt, I walked over to it for the purpose of being closer to it. And upon achiving my being closer goal, I saw that it had a ziper on the front!! I grabbed it off the rack and checked it out, it was more perfect than Orlando Blooms golden locks. But it had one fatal flaw, the draw string for the hoood was white!! WHY on earth was it white? "WHY, OHH WHY, DO YOU MOCK ME??" - I screamed up to the heavens. At that point Mon told me to shut up and she said "Theres one with black back here dumb ass", and she was right.

So I quickly snatched the coveted garment and ran to the cashier. I exchanged legal tender for said product and or service and our transaction was done. It was really quite a site to behold.

I think I'll name the hoodie, Wesley... I don't know why.