Just a few minutes ago, me and the quicker picker upper aka jcloth, were down at the 7-11. I was in need of an oversized frozen drink product, so we stopped by to quench that thirst. Whilst walking in, from the corner of my eye, I spot none other then Shannen Doherty, peeking at me from the top of the magazine rack. I swaggered over to said rack and saw that, "OH MY GOD" she was on the cover of Playboy!!!
After hyperventilating, I grabbed the magazine and my Slurpee and went back to the car. As soon as I got in, I ripped the magazines protective wrap and dashed to page 168. What greeted us there was a topless perky breasted Shannen in some totally art class 101 looking shots, we flipped through the next few pages expecting to be treated to some more "risque" or dare I say it "erotic" pictures, but there was bupkus!! Just her in totally tame, PG-13 style topless poses. For a $9 publication I expected WAY more. I feel totally ripped-off, tomorrow I'm calling Silverman Helps.
And to think, I was planning on buying the new issue of Wired (the one with Linus on the cover), and I now feel I made the wrong nerd vs pr0n decision.
After hyperventilating, I grabbed the magazine and my Slurpee and went back to the car. As soon as I got in, I ripped the magazines protective wrap and dashed to page 168. What greeted us there was a topless perky breasted Shannen in some totally art class 101 looking shots, we flipped through the next few pages expecting to be treated to some more "risque" or dare I say it "erotic" pictures, but there was bupkus!! Just her in totally tame, PG-13 style topless poses. For a $9 publication I expected WAY more. I feel totally ripped-off, tomorrow I'm calling Silverman Helps.
And to think, I was planning on buying the new issue of Wired (the one with Linus on the cover), and I now feel I made the wrong nerd vs pr0n decision.