Nothing going on in Ukraine so I watched a movie...
Hollywood strikes again, the promos for this move looked great, and Milla looks good if a little anorexic, but doesn't she always. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, and that includes the mentally challenged.
The only scenes worth watching are a couple of the fight scenes and if you like CG the chase scene, which would bring the movie in around 15 minutes long, if that. There were a couple of cool techno- fantasy ideas and a few effects that we have all seen before. Really glad I did not pay to see this.
Now for a few movies that you could watch and get the 'fix' you thought you might have gotten from this movie.
Here are some of the Plot Keywords for Ultraviolet(2006) from IMDB
Sword Fight - any Highlander film (except the last one)
Genetic Mutation - X-men (need I say more)
Martial Arts - Come on, like a million of them
Gatling Gun - T2
Action Heroine/Dark Heroine - Aeon Flux (was much better)
Near Future - Equilibrium
Vampire - lots of these too but, An American Vampire Story
A good vampire movie if all you want is Vampires and T & A (Carmen Electra) also it has Adam West as The Big Kahuna with lines like 'Don't get your skivvies caught in your crack.' How can you go wrong. Any movie with Adam West rocks!
Vampires - Yes, surprise Ultracrap is suppose to be a vampire movie, the only thing I can say is there are hundreds of other vampire movies out there and if you want to watch a shittier one the watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, at least it was not meant to be serious.
As a final note:
"A teaser trailer and a rough cut of one of the action sequences leaked to the Internet after being shown to a small group. Kurt Wimmer (Director/Writer) has since requested that all clips be taken offline in order to keep the film mostly a secret until he decides to let it out of the bag. No traces of the clips remain on the Net." IMDB
Even Kurt knew it sucked and did not want word getting out. I hope I saved you a few bucks.
Hollywood strikes again, the promos for this move looked great, and Milla looks good if a little anorexic, but doesn't she always. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, and that includes the mentally challenged.
The only scenes worth watching are a couple of the fight scenes and if you like CG the chase scene, which would bring the movie in around 15 minutes long, if that. There were a couple of cool techno- fantasy ideas and a few effects that we have all seen before. Really glad I did not pay to see this.
Now for a few movies that you could watch and get the 'fix' you thought you might have gotten from this movie.
Here are some of the Plot Keywords for Ultraviolet(2006) from IMDB
Sword Fight - any Highlander film (except the last one)
Genetic Mutation - X-men (need I say more)
Martial Arts - Come on, like a million of them
Gatling Gun - T2
Action Heroine/Dark Heroine - Aeon Flux (was much better)
Near Future - Equilibrium
Vampire - lots of these too but, An American Vampire Story
A good vampire movie if all you want is Vampires and T & A (Carmen Electra) also it has Adam West as The Big Kahuna with lines like 'Don't get your skivvies caught in your crack.' How can you go wrong. Any movie with Adam West rocks!
Vampires - Yes, surprise Ultracrap is suppose to be a vampire movie, the only thing I can say is there are hundreds of other vampire movies out there and if you want to watch a shittier one the watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, at least it was not meant to be serious.
As a final note:
"A teaser trailer and a rough cut of one of the action sequences leaked to the Internet after being shown to a small group. Kurt Wimmer (Director/Writer) has since requested that all clips be taken offline in order to keep the film mostly a secret until he decides to let it out of the bag. No traces of the clips remain on the Net." IMDB
Even Kurt knew it sucked and did not want word getting out. I hope I saved you a few bucks.