I've previously written, in what upon reflection even I cannot understand, explaining how I control the radio. Now it seems that I have also acquired the ability to predict what will be on TV.
The latest example happened tonight after the gym. While working out, one of the stretches made me laugh and think of the South Park kids when they were junior detectives. The stretch specifically had me point my hands into a hand-gun position, which I told my friend reminded me of Stan from South Park saying "Bang, Bang Bang". Wouldn't you know, when I went home and put on the TV, the South Park episode playing was the Junior Detectives. I was again floored, after the million times this has happened to me and could only ask, "Why is that episode on?"
There is something to this. Tonight while driving home, I heard the freaks on Coast to Coast talking about HAARP. An American Military project specifically designed for mind control. Maybe I'm one of their guinea pigs?
"Let's see what happens if we give this guy the ability to predict songs on the radio and shows on TV
The latest example happened tonight after the gym. While working out, one of the stretches made me laugh and think of the South Park kids when they were junior detectives. The stretch specifically had me point my hands into a hand-gun position, which I told my friend reminded me of Stan from South Park saying "Bang, Bang Bang". Wouldn't you know, when I went home and put on the TV, the South Park episode playing was the Junior Detectives. I was again floored, after the million times this has happened to me and could only ask, "Why is that episode on?"
There is something to this. Tonight while driving home, I heard the freaks on Coast to Coast talking about HAARP. An American Military project specifically designed for mind control. Maybe I'm one of their guinea pigs?
"Let's see what happens if we give this guy the ability to predict songs on the radio and shows on TV