Running EXTREMEMLY low on gas tonight, I rolled into a gas station after work. When I pump gas, I do the "hands-off" approach, using my gas cap to keep the petrol a pumpin'. I left it and went on to clean the dirt off my headlights.

Ho hummmm.... waiting, waiting....

BANG! The pump stops. Looking up at the price, I see $43.00. A hands-off perfect pump. Never happened before, likely will never happen again.

Jerry Seinfeld would have been proud.