As GroundsKeeper Willy told Skinner, "
I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?"
Around this time last year I warned people that
Toronto is a city of antisocial assholes, all because of this stupid
iPod craze. Not to be left behind, hobo's (
yes, street bums) are using their own form of nano tech and antisocialisms to keep up with the Jones'. Now, rather than the classic, "
got any spare change" routine, they're just holding cards up to people, forcing them to read the sad story whilst the hobo does their best '
puppy dog eye' impression. These are the same cards that you were forced to use in grade 7 when public speaking was a mandatory part of the curriculum. Oh don't be fooled though, these people have no speech impediment, they are simply evolving. Since antisocial assholes have regressed to only a grunt, hobo's have to make the most of the time spent.
Talking... nobody talks to each other anymore, that like went out with like Sally's fashion sense.
My biggest hatred towards hobo nano tech is that this technology can easily be taken into a shopping mall where they can annoyingly solicit you in the halls, while you're sitting for food, or a break. I'm sorry, just because the technology is better doesn't mean hobo's are allowed to roam in heated environments. Get back outside where your ancestors developed their craft.
