2. "Fat kid gets stuck in turnstile, read all about it"
I had just walked into the mall and at the first store, I see a fat kid stuck in a turnstile. Most people thrust their pelvis against them and walk through until the are at the opening on the other side. Not this kid. This kid must have continued going (or backed into it) because he was caught between the steel barrier that divides the store and the turnstile. I only saw a few seconds of the whole thing, but I can assure you they didn't get him out by lifting him :)
3. People using their cell phones while driving
I could go on forever with this topic. I have to cut it short or I will end up running someone off the road today. The short and sweet is this. People who cannot multi-task, should not be using their cell while they drive. Looking at the road, your mirrors and listening to what is going on around you is the priority. If you can't have a phone against your head and still be able to make all three of those the priority, put the phone down. People are honking at you and giving you the finger for a reason. They aren't telling you that you're #1... and if you don't care that people are doing that to you, then you truly don't understand the teamwork involved in driving on the roads. Pull over please.
4. Kid gets zinged about "screw you guys"
This was damn funny. It happened yesterday at a Tim Hortons downtown. As soon as I heard it, I broke out laughing and called Grimm to tell him. Then he proceeded to break out laughing.
These punk kids were being all cool in the Tim Hortons, but then one of boys all of a sudden turns to the others and goes, "screw you guys". The girl, who seemed clever beyond her years asks, "Are you going home?". He answered with, "Yes".
I couldn't hold it in, I started laughing right there. That kid got his ass burned so bad (Cartman style) and he was completely oblivious to the burn. I wanted to go high-5 that girl for such clever burnage.
I had just walked into the mall and at the first store, I see a fat kid stuck in a turnstile. Most people thrust their pelvis against them and walk through until the are at the opening on the other side. Not this kid. This kid must have continued going (or backed into it) because he was caught between the steel barrier that divides the store and the turnstile. I only saw a few seconds of the whole thing, but I can assure you they didn't get him out by lifting him :)
3. People using their cell phones while driving
I could go on forever with this topic. I have to cut it short or I will end up running someone off the road today. The short and sweet is this. People who cannot multi-task, should not be using their cell while they drive. Looking at the road, your mirrors and listening to what is going on around you is the priority. If you can't have a phone against your head and still be able to make all three of those the priority, put the phone down. People are honking at you and giving you the finger for a reason. They aren't telling you that you're #1... and if you don't care that people are doing that to you, then you truly don't understand the teamwork involved in driving on the roads. Pull over please.
4. Kid gets zinged about "screw you guys"
This was damn funny. It happened yesterday at a Tim Hortons downtown. As soon as I heard it, I broke out laughing and called Grimm to tell him. Then he proceeded to break out laughing.
These punk kids were being all cool in the Tim Hortons, but then one of boys all of a sudden turns to the others and goes, "screw you guys". The girl, who seemed clever beyond her years asks, "Are you going home?". He answered with, "Yes".
I couldn't hold it in, I started laughing right there. That kid got his ass burned so bad (Cartman style) and he was completely oblivious to the burn. I wanted to go high-5 that girl for such clever burnage.