I saw a commercial for Red Bull. To my knowledge it's some sort of cocaine drink in a can. Good god though... one of their commercials just puts me over the edge and forces me to ask the question, "Are we truely THAT stupid?"
The comment at the end of the commercial is something along the lines of... "Don't expect Red Bull to actually help you grow wings and fly".
Really?? Ya think?? Damn, after I saw that I was ready to go and buy every can out there cuz flying to work would sure as hell save me money on gas. Just thinking about this commercial long enough to write this blog makes me feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm.
This is followed closely by what I think is a beer ad. All I remember is some dumbass snowboarder flying into and crashing through a window in a high rise building. The caution at the bottom is basically that the whole situation was fake and not to try at home. Hmmmmmm.... crashing my snowboard through a 25th floor window after flying off a ski hill, yes very tempting.
I guess we are seeing the proof of what happens when idiots graduate, procreate and their offsprings are allowed to breathe. Having a mother who is a teacher, I've watched the world get dumber every year. Finally, we have to be told that a drink won't help grow wings.
Next you're gonna tell me that clicking on all those emails about increasing my penis size won't actually work either.
The comment at the end of the commercial is something along the lines of... "Don't expect Red Bull to actually help you grow wings and fly".
Really?? Ya think?? Damn, after I saw that I was ready to go and buy every can out there cuz flying to work would sure as hell save me money on gas. Just thinking about this commercial long enough to write this blog makes me feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm.
This is followed closely by what I think is a beer ad. All I remember is some dumbass snowboarder flying into and crashing through a window in a high rise building. The caution at the bottom is basically that the whole situation was fake and not to try at home. Hmmmmmm.... crashing my snowboard through a 25th floor window after flying off a ski hill, yes very tempting.
I guess we are seeing the proof of what happens when idiots graduate, procreate and their offsprings are allowed to breathe. Having a mother who is a teacher, I've watched the world get dumber every year. Finally, we have to be told that a drink won't help grow wings.
Next you're gonna tell me that clicking on all those emails about increasing my penis size won't actually work either.