stockpiling my bruises

03.23.06 - 06:50pm
mood: Not good
 
How many people do you know that need 4 x-rays in 1 day? Oh yes... 4 in 1 day!!

I had an x-ray on my...

Chest - I have been coughing for over 2.5 months
Pelvis - I hurt something playing baseball last summer
Knee - There's fluid in my knee for some unknown reason
Ankle - Going on 2 months and still have pain

The most annoying part of the x-ray is the ridiculous positions they expect you to hold while they take their sweet time walking over to take the image. There isn't a human that can remain still for that long, especially when it requires them to move you into that position because your body doesn't twist that way.

Seriously, I'm really flexible, but I'm no contortionist. Well... except when I'm in bed with the ladies!! :p