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The Feds call my guys. My guys call me. I'm like, "yo, who are you and why do I care?"

The Feds are like, "yo, we got a kiddie porn ring going on and you'z guy'z are in the middle of it".

So I says to the guy, "yo, gimme ur shit and I'llz get'z back'z to ya'z".

So'z I call where the shit'z going down see, and what'z I find is a guy. Dat guy is all'z like, "yeah boss, we'z got'z some guy'z' here since long time back, see".

I'm like, "good. keep'z dem dare and'z keep'z quiet, see".

So'z I call'z the local pigs and tell'z em, "yo, see da Feds be'z callin' me see, but'z I'z done some investigatin' of my own and'z I'z found'z out that da guy'z is still dare"

So'z den I tell'z em, "you call the fucking guy back cuz there's no way I'm wasting money on long distance calls"

All that is currently needed to witness his legacy is the following:

1. Feature 981
2. 28701234#

Doing this, to this day, will still bring about the one magic word... "Spiky".

The end of that legacy may be upon. As the youth of the nation vow to proclaim his space in history. I guess it's natural, the passing of the torch, so to speak. However, it's always hard to deal with the loss of a legacy.

I was the first to inherit the legacy. I made some minor modifications in my time, but I let the one magic word live on, despite the pressure from above. It brought upon a smile to my face to hear that one magic word every time I needed to invoke it.

I have since passed on the legacy to a new generation (the youth of the nation), which has also allowed the legacy to remain, but for how long.... ??

It just won't be the same when the word is gone. The element of humour and ability to bring about a smile will be lost forever.

In closing, I'll allow the youth to speak. They say...

We are we are
Youth of the nation
We are we are
Youth of the nation

for x in `sudo cat /var/log/mail.log | grep "from=<bashtard@bashtard.com>" | awk '{print $6}' | sed 's/://'`; do sudo cat /var/log/mail.log | grep $x; done

1. My left knee is killing me again
2. My right ankle is screwed up now
3. My lower back flared up after a long time
4. My upper back is tense beyond tense
5. I likely have to stop playing hockey this season
6. I'm still allowing myself to be treated like shit and come back with a smile
7. I'm bored

"So, how was your day at the office?"

what's up with that?

Is there some damn virus out there set to hammer at name servers, cuz for 4 days in a row, I've had to create filters in my router to block IPs.

They are absolutely drilling the name server with requests. Enough to make the modem lights go all blinky blinky.

It's easy to stop, but when it's coming from multiple subnets at the same time, that's a shit load of bandwidth being taken up just to attack a little bitty port.

What's up with that?