The boss and I took a weekend flight away from work and went to Goa. I had no idea where it was, nor had ever heard about it... but it was nice.

There were some funny parts though. I mean how many people can say they took a picture holding onto the tusk of a 25 year old Elephant? Or... how many can say they were hit on the arm with the mucus from that same Elephant's trunk?

It wasn't always the best of times. Good god those old ladies needed to put their bikini tops back on... and for that matter, not be in bikinis. As long as I stared directly at the water, I was fine.

There was a world record for beach solicitors too. They tried to sell you EVERYTHING!!! Dice, Chess Sets, small Drums, beads, massages, etc... Then finally one got an idea. BOOKS!!!

Anyhoo... I should be back Feb 2nd @ 4pm. Everyone put on your party hats.