i'm the visible minority!!

01.23.06 - 07:29am
music playing: WHAM! - Freedom (...is stuck in my head)
There is this place near where I'm staying called "Osho's". Imagine hundreds of white people from all over the globe, united in a search for their inner sexual being. All wearing burgundy robes and staring at the floor as they walk.

Cartman would call these people, "hippies". As did I the entire time, because these people were hilarious. There's even a tour to walk in the place and watch the hippies doing nothing.

We got an 'Osho Times' magazine, which stated that before making love, you must meditate, then stare at a blank wall for a minimum of 40 minutes then... I can't remember cuz it was too funny, I had to stop reading. Didn't need a stomach ache.

Afterwards, we went to a French hotel, and there were even more white people. It was so disturbing that I had to leave for my area, just to feel like a visible minority again. Hearing people talk and actually understand them was confusing the senses.