This being the first time I've ever had an issue with my skin, colour me completely ignorant on wtf to do to fix it. I have the worlds driest skin. Neck down, all I have is dry skin.

I did some research with a well known expert on the subject, and found that a milk foam bath might do the trick, but that can't be anything more than a temporary solution?? Maybe??

Could it be a lack of exfoliation... or possibly too much? I just don't know!!!

...or is the idea of having to picture dry skin all over my naked body enough to make people stop reading any further? :p