<Michael Buffer>
Are you ready??
For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home.
Ladies and Gentlemen... Let's get ready to rumble!

Fighting out of the blue corner... Wearing white with grey fur, and weighing in at a strong 70lbs.
Coyote el' WTF am I doing here Dumbasssssssss

Now...

Fighting out of the red corner... Wearing black with grey fur, and weighing in at a muscular 81lbs.
Mac Los 'get the fuck off my property' Badassssssss
</Michael Buffer>


A bunch of growling and fighting last night.
Followed with lots of white fur left on the lawn.


<Howard Lederman>
Well Jim, the Coyote put up a good fight for 1 round, but I have Mac winning in a landslide, 110-107. Mac did get a bloody nose, but the doctors were able to close that quickly. On the other hand, the Coyote lost most of his white fur... and probably some pride. **giggle**

Back to you Jim.
</Howard Lederman>

<Jim Lampley>
Let's go to Larry, who is in the ring with the fighters.
</Jim Lampley>

<Larry Merchant>
Larry: Coyote, you walked into what seemed, "unknown territory" and paid the price for it.
Do you have anything to say?
Coyote: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Larry: Obviously not much.

Larry: Turning to you Mac. Did you ever question yourself in this fight? You are the older of the two.
Mac: Well first I wanna thank my mom. If it wasn't for that bitch, I wouldn't be here today. Then I wanna thank Jcloth for teaching me the ropes. Showing me right from wrong... you know, keeping me ready to fight.

Larry: Back to you Jim
</Larry Merchant>

<Jim Lampley>
I'm a complete dumbass and shouldn't be passing judgement on anything or anyone, cuz I'm a total dumbass.
</Jim Lampley>