While Steve "The Fat Balding Pork Chop" and I are in Burrito Boyz waiting in line to order, some drunken 30+ lady leans her head up against my back. Astonished by the softness of my shirt, she continues to rub her face against my back, along with her hand.
She queries where I get my material, to which I reply, "I'm all Old Navy".
Then she asks, "What kind of fabric softener do you use... or does your mother do your laundry?". I just smile back and say, "What gave it away? And I believe it's called no-name purchased in bulk from Costco".
Eventually she stops caressing my hard body and goes about ordering her food and Fat Steve and I go on our merry way.
She queries where I get my material, to which I reply, "I'm all Old Navy".
Then she asks, "What kind of fabric softener do you use... or does your mother do your laundry?". I just smile back and say, "What gave it away? And I believe it's called no-name purchased in bulk from Costco".
Eventually she stops caressing my hard body and goes about ordering her food and Fat Steve and I go on our merry way.