Bambi Burgers

07.12.05 - 09:53pm
mood: Lucky
music playing: Black Crowes - Seeing Things
Bambi almost became ground meat for someone's BBQ.

Growing up in the country you get use to not having street lights, so the only thing you ever really have to worry about are the wild animals coming out on the road while you're driving.

On my way home tonight, a fawn decided, in the infinite stupidity of deer, to cross the road just as I'm approaching. Lucky I was paying attention or that thing would have made quite a dent in the car.

Believe me, I wouldn't have gotten out of the car to help it, no matter how much it was twitching or how innocent it looked. Not when the coyotes are waiting in the shadows to claim the prize.

Imagine that, my car at the dealer getting fixed and my mom's car smashing into a deer. That would have been quite the shit situation had it transpired.