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Well I finally found out what was wrong with me when I got back from India.
Yes, the same India trip I have yet to blog about.

I had a Campylobacter Infection.

Most people who get campylobacteriosis recover completely within 2 to 5 days, although sometimes recovery can take up to 10 days.

Took me 13 days!!!

Those chicken sandwiches in the Bombay airport were good, but man did they do a number on me.

Just watching some LeafsTV and they showed a game from May 17th 1993.
It was Game 1 of the Campbell Conference Finals.

I know, nowadays you're like, "Campbell Conference, is this guy on crack?"

Lemme tell ya, if you don't remember why this city is so much in love with Doug Gilmour, I would suggest watching this hockey game.

Gilmour had a goal in the first period, but it was his hit on Zhitnik, 1 goal and 2 assists in less than 6 min in the 3rd period that changed the game.

AND.... it's also the game that McSorley hammers Gilmour and the Captain Wendel Clark lays a beating on Marty McSorley.

AND.... it's also the game where Pat Burns goes insane and tries to get at the Kings bench to rip the mullet off Billy Ray Cyprus (Barry Melrose)

Damn, if hockey now could be anywhere near as exciting as it was back then.

...but just today I feel marginally better.
There seems to be a light at the end of this continually ill tunnel.

what's up with that?

Original Post: 05.31.05 - 07:28pm

addendum

I'm sure by now people don't give a shit anymore, but need not you worry to the LOYAL readers of this blog feed. I shall be updatind this blog shortly. Just need to get in the writing 'spirit' if you will.

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I swear I'll write something.

Some company in what looks to be New Jersey, sent me Marketing junk but addressed me as the 'Web Manager' of my old company.

Wonder if I can use that on a resume?

I was having this wicked haunted house dream. Water running for no reason all over the place, just strange shit happening.

Then the strangest...

Just as I'm about to figure out why all this bullshit haunting shit is going on, Jacky shows up as a white floating ghost and goes, "eh JClo...". Then throws an insult my way with the word 'mono' in it, then gets on his ghost phone and calls Grimm and they share a laugh about "JCloth LOVES the mono"... whatever the hell that means.

Anyhoo...

Then Jacky says to me, "I'll give you the answer to all of the hauntings as soon as your cell goes off. Right then, the alarm on my cell goes off and wakes me up.

So Jacky screws me for the answer.
There better be a blog post to explain those damn hauntings you biznitch!!! :)