what's up with that?
I'm leaving for India tonight.
I figure by the 31st when I return, I'll be the yoga'est and my karma is gonna be like all good n' stuff.
PEACE!
addendum
I don't have a camera, nor do I enjoy taking pictures, so don't anyone bitch when I come back with only my good looks and charm.
I figure by the 31st when I return, I'll be the yoga'est and my karma is gonna be like all good n' stuff.
PEACE!
addendum
I don't have a camera, nor do I enjoy taking pictures, so don't anyone bitch when I come back with only my good looks and charm.
what's up with that?
Those guys know how to treat a customer.
I usually do the 'pay at the pump' thing, and those Pioneer guys have got it perfect.
In order of how much I hate them, it goes:
1. Shell
2. Esso
3. Petro Canada
***Remember, topic is Pay-At-The-Pump***
1. Shell
It sucks donkey balls. It's slow as fucking hell to authorize a transaction. I might as well take up smoking as a habit, cuz by the time I'd be done the damn cigarette it would finally say "Lift Pump" or whatever the hell the display says. Added to that, it's the only Pay-At-The-Pump that forces you to insert your debit/credit card the opposite way. I fucking hate that.
2. Esso
It sucks donkey balls. It's slow as fucking hell to authorize a transaction... but not as slow as Shell. Nothing is as slow as Shell. Esso has the standardized 'card in this way' setup but it forces you to wait forever for the authorization and then the bastard prints the receipt no matter what. So unless I'm gonna get work to expense all my refills going to visit all my ladies, I'm pretty sure it's a useless piece of paper that is just trashed.
3. Petro Canada
It sucks, not donkey balls, but it definetly busts my balls. Again, the standardized 'card in this way' setup AND the option to print, or not print the receipt. If they could speed up the time to authorize the transaction, they'd get a much better rating.
***DRUM ROLL***
Now we come to the champion in the mass petroleum distribution industry.... Ladies and Gentlemen....
Pioneer
***CROWD CHEERING***
These mofos know how to provide you with gas in a no nonsense and efficient manner. Their authorizations take SECONDS.. like I mean 2-5 seconds after you hit OK on your pin, the screen says "Lift Nozzle". Just on that alone, they get the #1 in my books. Add to that the standardized 'card in this way' setup AND the option to print the receipt, makes Pioneer stand out far amongst all its competitors.
Did I enjoy putting gas in my car this morning??
You bet your ass I did. All thanks to Pioneer!!
I'm all worked up now... time to meditate.
I usually do the 'pay at the pump' thing, and those Pioneer guys have got it perfect.
In order of how much I hate them, it goes:
1. Shell
2. Esso
3. Petro Canada
***Remember, topic is Pay-At-The-Pump***
1. Shell
It sucks donkey balls. It's slow as fucking hell to authorize a transaction. I might as well take up smoking as a habit, cuz by the time I'd be done the damn cigarette it would finally say "Lift Pump" or whatever the hell the display says. Added to that, it's the only Pay-At-The-Pump that forces you to insert your debit/credit card the opposite way. I fucking hate that.
2. Esso
It sucks donkey balls. It's slow as fucking hell to authorize a transaction... but not as slow as Shell. Nothing is as slow as Shell. Esso has the standardized 'card in this way' setup but it forces you to wait forever for the authorization and then the bastard prints the receipt no matter what. So unless I'm gonna get work to expense all my refills going to visit all my ladies, I'm pretty sure it's a useless piece of paper that is just trashed.
3. Petro Canada
It sucks, not donkey balls, but it definetly busts my balls. Again, the standardized 'card in this way' setup AND the option to print, or not print the receipt. If they could speed up the time to authorize the transaction, they'd get a much better rating.
Now we come to the champion in the mass petroleum distribution industry.... Ladies and Gentlemen....
These mofos know how to provide you with gas in a no nonsense and efficient manner. Their authorizations take SECONDS.. like I mean 2-5 seconds after you hit OK on your pin, the screen says "Lift Nozzle". Just on that alone, they get the #1 in my books. Add to that the standardized 'card in this way' setup AND the option to print the receipt, makes Pioneer stand out far amongst all its competitors.
Did I enjoy putting gas in my car this morning??
You bet your ass I did. All thanks to Pioneer!!
I'm all worked up now... time to meditate.
AllCanadianGirl didn't show **Home Alone Shocked Face**
There are retro nights that all the 22 - 25 year old people go to and are like, "oh ya, this Nirvana retro stuff is awesome... it's like so retro". Or they go to hear some Mötley Crüe retro songs that they LOVED back when they were age 1 or 2, when the songs came out and maybe their parents played them in the background.
No kids, this was the 'real' stuff. These were your parents dancing!!
Everyone was so old ( Darksyde included :p ).
I had fun, I must admit. Watching old people move around. A hip thrown out here, a knee buckle there.... and then what happenen to the people dancing!!
The funniest by far was this complete douchebag in a black suit, dancing around with a closed umbrella. He was such a loser. Hours of comedy provided just watching that moron. Followed close by the guys in their 40's wearing all leather that might have fit them when they were in their 20's, but not anymore.
Oh ya, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, but apparently The Turk loves the cock!! :p
There are retro nights that all the 22 - 25 year old people go to and are like, "oh ya, this Nirvana retro stuff is awesome... it's like so retro". Or they go to hear some Mötley Crüe retro songs that they LOVED back when they were age 1 or 2, when the songs came out and maybe their parents played them in the background.
No kids, this was the 'real' stuff. These were your parents dancing!!
Everyone was so old ( Darksyde included :p ).
I had fun, I must admit. Watching old people move around. A hip thrown out here, a knee buckle there.... and then what happenen to the people dancing!!
The funniest by far was this complete douchebag in a black suit, dancing around with a closed umbrella. He was such a loser. Hours of comedy provided just watching that moron. Followed close by the guys in their 40's wearing all leather that might have fit them when they were in their 20's, but not anymore.
Oh ya, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, but apparently The Turk loves the cock!! :p