Anywhere but at Republik.

I mean the music is fine... (even the gay retro room was good this time) but there is loads of false advertising going on there. Apparently the not-so good looking chicks of the city also have pretty good bodies, but they all congregate at Republik.

There was one hot chick, but she just wouldn't dance. A drunken Turk was gonna go pull a lesbo dancing act with her but we stopped her cuz god knows what The Turk might have done and how big of asses Grimm and I would have looked.