the skirt that wasn't

04.10.05 - 10:29pm
mood: Amused
music playing: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Green Heaven
Grimm and I were all chillin' and such at the StarBucks inside Chapters before going to watch Hostage... when suddenly up the escalator escalated the skirt that wasn't.

Now I've heard stories about chicks wearing skirts with half their ass hanging out... but to actually see it in the flesh was a sight to see. Not only cuz she was damn hot... but it was so slutty that it took slutty to a new level. It was like Tier-0 slutty :)

Every guy, and I mean EVERY guy was looking in shock. These two guys were walking by her and one started choking and coughing when he noticed. The pussy whipped fag behind us was agreeing with his gf that she was trashy. Meanwhile his tongue is on the floor at the same time. Was she wearing underwear?? That remains the unknown. All classic stuff.

The worst part is that the one who wasn't dressed trashy was very pretty but getting absolutely no attention. It's like how hot chicks hang out with ugly chicks to make themselves feel better looking. She was the ugly chick when she was by no means ugly. Poor girl must not have got any play that night.