The concierge at Vinnie's building was soooooo nerdy cute.
She had a cute face, chop sticks in her hair and specs-appeal.

She was a cute ass giggling fool when I simply commented, "ya, they aren't upstairs".

How many phone numbers did I end up with??
The usual.

...and we all know what the total of "the usual" is.

Man I'm an idiot.