i got my gas for FREE today

01.15.05 - 06:44pm
mood: Geeky
 
...until I remembered to go back and pay for it :)

Normally I pay at the pump, but it was so ass cold that I figured, "fuck these slow ass Shell pumps, I'm paying inside". I pump my gas and then just leave without even the consideration of going inside to pay.

It took a few hours later while out with FairlyFly to question:
a. did I pay?
b. how did I pay if I had?

Post-meal, FairlyFly and I go back to the gas station and present the $20 of Canadian Green. The guy behind the counter (younger than I) was thanking me to no end. Even going as far as offering me a free drink or hotdog. Had I not come back to pay, the $20 would have to come out of his pocket. I asked and he claimed that roughly 2% of people who drive off without paying actually come back to pay.

So ladies, that makes me a...
non-smoker
non-drinker
an honest mofo
and my father is a hair dresser

.... I've got it all!!        **awaiting panties to be thrown his way**

The lesson to be learned from all of this... never eat the hotdogs from a gas station snack bar!!