different world than where you come from

12.14.04 - 09:18pm
mood: Shocked
 
It goes like this:

The flight:
Slept through most of it cuz I got all 3 seats to myself
Flying over California... WOW... it would deserve pics!!
(if I'd ever take any)

The airport:
meh... Pearson is much nicer

The hotel room:
WOW... it's awesome
just need a few drunk girls jumping on my king-size
...and king-size bed ;)

The food:
No wonder there was a movie called 'Super Size Me'
The portions here are insane. I (not knowing the menu) ordered a combo 11. That being a burger that is thicker yet the same horizontal sized piece of beef like at Wimpy's. Then the fries were in huge portion and the drink.... good god... the might as well feed it into your veins.

...and THIS WAS NOT McDonalds I'm speaking of

The radio commercials:
I thought they were joking. I not for a second believed that this was a real commercial. Maybe one of those 97.7FM bullshit ones.... but it was serious. It blew my mind.

Rought Transcript:
"OMG... you mean a boob job AND a tummy tuck for ONLY $5500"

The guy driving saw how shocked I was, cuz as I explained, you would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER hear anything like that one our radios. He was like, "that's normal around here."

The driving:
Apparently to make a right turn you have to speed up and go about 40mph while doing so. I can't believe their tires last more than 1 season with the fast start and stops.

....and this was day 1