i feel like a million buckazoids

11.12.04 - 06:50pm
music playing: Swollen Members - Groundbreaking
Montana's has a fairly inexpensive lunch menu all served within 15 minutes or free (just try and get them for free). So Grimm and I have been infrequently frequenting for their delicious Apple Butter rib tips. mmmmmmmmmmm... Apple Butter.

Today I recognize one of the waitresses. It takes a few minutes but I can finally place her. She was the really cute waitress that Ramrob and I had flirted with and of course.. forgot to get the phone number. I knew I had blogged about that incident so I went searching and found it had been 13 months since I saw her last. Admittedly, a few moments of every subsequent visit was spent looking for her, but she was never to be found. Until today....

I saw her across the room at first then she finally walked towards me and had the biggest smile on her face. I turn to Grimm and said, "now I'm dense but that smile MUST have meant something".

She reappears and walks my way once again, but this time I stop her and tell her that I recognize her and ask if she was the one with the hat all that time ago. She says yes and admits to remembering me as well.

For the rest of the time we were there she was busy working on the other side of the room, so I stop our waitress and ask the name of the other. She tells me, "her name is ___. Why do you ask?" I spill the beans and tell her that I remembered her from way back and that she was the one I thought was "looking really cute in the hat". She left right after and ran to the back to regurgitate my already spilled beans.

We're finished our meals... after much talk of ATM... and I go to pay with debit. Our waitress asks if there's anything I might want to leave for ___.

...we remember from previous blogs how dense I am so this comes as no shock...

I tell her I have nothing, but I turn that negative into a positive and tell her that she can do me a favour and get me ____'s phone number. Even better (which in retrospect, isn't better) what days does she work so I might drop by again. I find out she doesn't work next Friday and I act all disappointed because next Friday is my birthday (shameless self promotion) and I had plans on going there for lunch. Our waitress reassures me that ____ will be there for sure and asks me to make sure I show up as well.

So like... how does a shit day turn around that fast into a great one?

First I see my blonde goddess smoking, which was such a turn off, only to be followed up by seeing the waitress cutie that I hadn't seen for 13 months and all'z good again.

Now I think I'm just rambling... so I'll close with "damn I hope she's there next Friday"