The upcoming HBO Boxing schedule is jam packed with hard hitting, big talking, quality fighters.

The matches are as follows:

John Ruiz VS. Andrew Golota
John Ruiz - Lost his title a few years ago to the now has-been Roy Jones Jr.
Andrew Golota - The low blow king of the boxing ring.

Chris Byrd VS. Jameel McCline
Chris Byrd - Should have been the next big champ after Lenox Lewis
Jameel McCline - never heard of him

Hasim Rahman VS. Kali Meehan
Hasim Rahman - 'Has-been Rahman' as Lenox Lewis called him after knocking him out
Kali Meehan - never heard of him

Evander Holyfield VS. Larry Dona
Evander Holyfield - Why... why are you still boxing?
Larry Dona - never heard of him

All are welcome to come over and watch the insane amount of heavyweight boxing. You know the rules though... not bringing hot strippers with you... don't bother coming :)