All them city dwellers don't know what its like to live in the country like myself. There are dozens of routes I can take home. Every day different. One more or less paved than the other.

Today I decide to do the reverse of my regular drive to work, with one slight twist. I take the street before mine and speed through the dark and forest like terrain. Hills a plenty there are.

Now this road has no lines and its one of those half-assed paving jobs. You know, the 'we have extra pavement, lets just lay it here, who cares what it looks like' kinda jobs. On one of the hills however, there is a Honda Civic parked half way up with the passenger door open and two douchebags standing on the grass shoulder.

This hill is way too steep, yet small for someone to safely go into the opposing lane and go around the randomly stopped car. As I'm driving towards, the douchebags look back at me. I give them one of those 'wtf are you doing parked in the middle of a fucking hill' looks. Which is instantly rewarded with the middle finger and the shout of "Fuck You".

I mean... was I so wrong in giving that look, or say being concerned for my life if an oncoming car were to... oh I don't know.. kill me?

Thankfully I have self control, cuz the devil on the right shoulder was telling me to get out of the car and kick their fucking asses for:
a) being so damn stupid to park there
and
b) dare telling me to fuck off for no reason

...but the Angel on the left was saying, "Don't hurt the face. The ladies love the face".

It was hard to dispute his logic.    :)